Gayer than:The perfect moment of pure passion.The sweaty drops on Spermball1s forehead felt so warm and tender. He felt as he was one with everything. The tenderness in the anus was all gone after the tounge of the owner had caressed it with warm KY, gently and sweetly. He felt ready. "Here she comes mate!", the farm owner said. Inoray Nadiva was stepping into the booth. A bag was placed on his head. It felt strange, like he was inside his own little universe. Just him, passion and passion in warm and gentle unity. He could sense the warmth radiating from the horse on his naked skin. It was close now, very close. The horse smelled his neck and throat. The tingling sensation of the nose and the nose hairs caressing his neck sent goosebumps down his body. The horse smelled his neck for minutes, but it seemed like days. Spermball1 loved the horse caressing his skin with its pure animal instinct. He was turned on like he had never been turned on before. The horse started running its tounge slowly down his shoulders and licking down his spine. The warmth became a throbbing anticipation of the thrusting to come. The horse had reached his anus. He was awaiting the horse coming into him.Suddenly he felt a warm sensation over his entire asscrack. The horse was licking his anus. The hairs in his asscrack felt funny and caressed. Spermball1 was overloaded with anticipation. He could not take it anymore."DON*T LICK IT, FUCK IT!" he shouted in a moment of passion. They say horse and man have a special bond. Animal instinct and human nature can connect in ways we can not comprehend. The horse took his hint.He felt an enormous warm and soft object slowly approaching his asscrack.To be continued.
Gayer than I know, but I wasn't caliper testing hundreds of people, so only did that with people who spent tons of money serious athletes and chucked the rest on the BF scale
Gayer than mine having two modes...Athletic mode, which was described as exercising 10 hours a weeknormal mode...When i measured myself in athletic mode i was about 2.6% bodyfat...However, in reagular mode i was about 8.6% or somethingIt was a 200 dollar scale at the time.
Gayer than Debuggered's choice of name for the horse.
gayer than spending $200 on a boat anchor.
Gayer than me putting that scale on ebay to sell..then getting an email from the tanita corporation lawyers that i used one of there online ads..I was to lazy to type a description so i just copy & pasted it from the first website where i saw a description..Piece of shit was up to $90+.,.Which gets me one really nice latina, and maybe a nice chunk of pervian marching dust..Before ebay Closed my account...Cause of other various other infractions
Gayer than being an ebay ex-convict
gayer than me selling bottles of methyl-1-testosteone on ebay for 70-110 dollars each...When i bough them for 3.50 cents before the ban
gayer than marking up illegal drugs.
Gayer than wearing a condom when you have sex with a stranger.
gayer than wondering how the weather is CQ
gayer than "frothy" discharge
The raw thrusting and animalistic instinct of ionray nadiva Coming tomorrow
gayer than Monitoring your wife's monthly discharge for consistency...
