gayer than being 32 and finally realizing you'll never see a record deal
gayer than 'fans' being toothless redneck queers.
Gayer than being a redneck saying your homo sexual rape victim in the woods "Looks like we got us a sow here instead of a boar."
Gayer than giving up on your dream.
Gayer than not understanding why you haven't been signed when all you play is covers.
Gayer than this chick had a record deal at 19, and sold 14 million albums at 21.
Gayer than the bar manager insisting 240 play Semisonic's "Closing Time" at 2am.
Gayer than fuking a goth chick over a tomb stone at midnight
Gayer than fuking a goth chick over a tomb stone at midnight while singing Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds "this is the weeping song"
Gayer than not being a studio musician.
gayer than "been there, done that" wasn't all it's cracked up to be.
gayer than not having jpegs to share with us.......or at the very least, a literotica.com style recollection
gayer than choosing college over career in music
Gayer than putting off college for a few years and moving to LA to see if you could make it first.Gayer than regret.
gayer than alcohol and age fuzzing the memorygayer than video cameras weighing about 25lbs at the time.
Gayer than exactly what half the waiters in LA did.
Gayer than the other half becoming huge stars...or are in pornography.