gayer than listening when a girl tells you to hold the bottom of the condom when you pull out.
gayer than so it doesn't come off.
Gayer than not sleeping for 8 hours at a time.
Gayer than an internet feud with Xfaxctor and Squad on the G&O board
gayer than wearing a fanny pack and baggies to the gym
Gayer than dressing up in gym clothes to go to the grocery store.
gayer than wearing a weightlifting belt to the store, and using straps to carry your groceries out
Gayer than asking for a spot when lifting the "Big Bag" of dog food.