gayer than you're going to have to post some of them now...you can't tease us like that! 
Gayer than a quick story (hey man, the kids still awake)...
Gayer than giving a guy a blowjob on an 80's vinyl couch and hearing a sort of squeeking noise throughout the blowjob only to FIGURE out he was apparently so relaxed he was farting the whole time...
AND...
Gayer than answering before someone asks, NO IT DID NOT SMELL
