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Dearest Sir,

Compliments of the season to you, allow me to introduce myself, I am Mr. Wang
Qin, Staff of Standard Chartered Bank. I am writting in respect of a China
Citizen customer of my bank Mr. Zhu Li,dual citizen of china , who died in a
Plane crash on Monday 2nd September 1998 GMT 14:22 UK while they were flying
from New York toGeneva.

I got your email account while searching for a business oriented personality
in my private study in the internet.

Please see for more information.

<http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/9809/swissair.victims.list/index.html>

The late Mr. Zhu Li left in our deposit the sum of One seventhy five million,
seven hundred and fifty thousand U.S dollars ($75,750,000.00 million USD) and
nobody will ever come for this money because there is no next of kin in his
documents.

I am the only person that is aware of this money since Mr. Zhu Li did not
give to my institution any next of kin to inherit his money. Now, I want to
use my position in the bank to transfer this money to your country for
investment.

If you can Reply this mail on your acceptance for the proposal for the total
of ( seventhy five million, seven hundred and fifty thousand U.S dollars
$75,750,000.00 million USD. I will give you 35% of this entire fund while the
remaining 65% shall be for me, I am hoping to get a favorable response from
you.

please send me an email to my Private email below, so that i will give you
more details about this transaction and how we will successfully carry out
this transaction without any risk involved. email: wangqin025@live.com

Regards,

nicky.smth · « **Reply #23383 on:** August 21, 2008, 09:44:28 PM »

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chaos · « **Reply #23384 on:** August 21, 2008, 09:57:03 PM »

gayer than going through alot of trouble to write all that shit out. $:-\$

chaos · « **Reply #23385 on:** August 21, 2008, 10:00:52 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on August 21, 2008, 09:57:51 PM

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gayer than "no shit, redneck."

nicky.smth · « **Reply #23386 on:** August 21, 2008, 10:17:35 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on August 21, 2008, 09:52:10 PM

Gayer than replying to this email with the following:

Dear Mr.Wang Qin:

It is with great interest that I read your proposal, as I find myself in a similar prediciment perhaps you could assist me with. Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the Nigerian Chambers Of Commerce And Industry, I have the privilege to request your assistance to transfer the sum of $47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand United States dollars) into your accounts. The above sum resulted from an over-invoiced contract, executed, commissioned and paid for about five years (5) ago by a foreign contractor. This action was however intentional and since then the fund has been in a suspense account at The Central Bank Of Nigeria Apex Bank.

We are now ready to transfer the fund overseas and that is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as civil servants, we are forbidden to operate a foreign account; that is why we require your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows: 70% for us, 25% for you and 5% for local and international expenses incidental to the transfer.

The transfer is risk free on both sides. I am an accountant with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). If you find this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents:

(a) your banker's name, telephone, account and fax numbers.

(b) your private telephone and fax numbers —for confidentiality and easy communication.

(c) your letter-headed paper stamped and signed.

Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type into your letter-headed paper, along with a breakdown explaining, comprehensively what we require of you. The business will take us thirty (30) working days to accomplish.

Please reply urgently.

Best regards

Howgul Abul Arhu

Gayer than wondering what the response rate of those emails are..At least where they get legit bank account info, probally 1 in 98,034,000,000

nicky.smth · « **Reply #23387 on:** August 21, 2008, 10:19:57 PM »

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Quote from: nzmusclemonster on August 21, 2008, 10:39:57 PM

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