Gayer than requesting a PM because i would love to hear the story and might be able to share one with you too (well not me going down on a chick but a smelly pussy story) and it might not be appropriate for this board 
Gayer than long story short.... I was very intoxicated one night and went home with a girl I met in a club. Went downtown and due to a combination of the odour and drunkenness i spewed

Made a comment about her smelly vagina thinking it was funny

and her not being amused, losing it and kicking me out.
Gayer than having just paid $30 for the taxi to her house and then having to pay another $30 to get home
