Gayer than being injured and unable to train
gayer than debrowning pulling excuses
Gayer than having smoked a Montecristo no. 2
Gayer than hell yes I feel your pain...where is it?
Gayer than Debussey you are in Europe so you have easy access to good cigars so start off with something mild like a Montecristo no. 4 or a Hoyo de Monterrey
gayer than I only smoke exploding cigars
Gayer than taking a dump so nasty you have to use a Shamwow to clean up.
Gayer than several injuries, (wrist, shoulder, back) from recklessness in sports and lifting. Gayer than perhaps needing surgery
Gayer than, fuck I really hope everything turns out ok for you man