Gayer than getting free food.
Gayer than wondering whne burn2live will show up
Gayer than hoping he is not a religious fanatic who will abandon duties on the Sabbath
Gayer than me contantly consuming free food via parental means
Gayer than feeling loved by your mom and giving her a hug everyday
Gayer than stealing your mom's valium and posting on getbig that you "love everyone"
Gayer than stealing your mom's valium and posting on getbig that you love everyone
Gayer than me not using valium anymore due it effecting my memory
Gayer than checking the church website to see if there is a guest speaker in which case you'd play hooky
Gayer than you not telling Debussey WTF "Dweetir" is
Gayer than Laura Lee intending to text "thanks sweetie" but being drugged up in the hospital and texting "thankd dweetir" instead