Gayer than Christian Boeving blowing his whole career by being an idiot.
Gayer than being so honest
Gayer than being so honest that the negative side effect of your honesty far outweighs any kind of benefit that feeling of "doing the right thing" would have given you (exception for purtianist idealists).
gayer than this thread not being over 200 pages yet.
Gayer than me agreeing with you 100% of the time after a fair bit of reasoning and soul searching
Gayer than telling these chicks, "Sorry, i have a bodybuilding-show to attend to. Watching oiled up men in thongs is so riveting!"
Gayer than not knowing how to drive stick shift and being used to automatic
Gayer than asking "How was that pre-meet workout, Big Man?"
gayer than asking for a QUARTER TURN TO THE RIGHT....and then asking (from left to right) for #'s 1, 4, and 5 to please leave the room .
gayer than not assuming you should just tell everyone how your pre-meet workout went.
Gayer than playing coy when it comes to your insane poundages.
Gayer than mistaking your co.ck for a sausage, cutting it up and throwing it on the George Forman grill, only to find out that you don't have a schlong no more after the meal.
gayer than not sharing said poundages for the rest of the board to relish in anothers victory over iron.
Gayer than not recognising Wellington as the Riveria of the South Pacific.