gayer than shitting in a public restroom.
gayer than running out of toliet paper in a public restroom and trying to reach over to the other stall when someone walks in it
Gayer than being out of tp in one bathroom and then having to duck walk it to the other bathroom.
gayer than are you gettbigging from the pooper??
gayer than i recall a seinfeld episode where elaine was asking for toliet paper from the next stall and got into a fight
Gayer than having to take a dump, being out of toilet paper, running to Walgreens to pick up more, take a dump while your there and then forgetting to buy toilet paper.
gayer than lining the toilet seat with toilet paper before you sit down, and then realizing there is no more toilet paper
gayer than "not having a square to spare"
gayer than driving home on your lunch break to take a shit
gayer than a friend of mine once left school during lunch to drive 20 minutes home to take a shit and came back a couple of hours later
gayer than ROFL!gayer than this is one my fav seinfeld scenes. starting @ 1:21 LOL
gayer than having a jack russell
gayer than eat some ice cream