gayer than getting the crap beat out of you by an army of babies wanting their candy back
gayer than clubbing them with a cricket bat
gayer than awesome parenting skills
gayer than if shossy somehow accidently ends up with a kid, he/she will be shipped off the military school as soon as they pop out
Gayer than starting a thread suggesting Getbig should "Twitter".
gayer than peeing in the swimming pool
gayer than auto erotica
gayer than I love car porn