MD SIGNS KELLY RYAN as FITNESS CORRESPONDENT - BWAHAHA!

[Special Ed]

Muscular Development Editor-in-Chief STEVE BLECHMAN, a leader in post-incarceration rehabilitation programs, metrosexually transmitted diseases, and collegiate wrestling nostalgia, announced today that he has hired convicted felon KELLY RYAN to head up the Fitness Editorial and Contest Coverage for the magazine beginning with the September 2008 issue. When asked why he chose Kelly over such non-murderers as Adela Garcia or Jenny Lynn, Steve responded: "The only people who kiss my ass without question and display the type of loyalty I seek are former convicts. Just look at our staff -- Palumbo, Romano, Valentino, Patrick Arnold, Victor Conte! Plus, a recent survey of our readership ranked 'going to prison' above 'advanced degrees' and 'competitive experience' in terms of qualifying experts!"

MD.com Editor David Palumbo even went so far as to offer Kelly a place to stay when she gets out of prison: "Kelly is more than welcome to stay with Collette and I until she gets her affairs in order. I have no concerns about our safety because Collette's implants are fire-retardant and our local Walmart refuses to sell lighter fluid past midnight."

- This took three separate text messages due to the 160 character limit!

[marcus]

What did Romano do time for?

MD.com Editor David Palumbo even went so far as to offer Kelly a place to stay when she gets out of prison: "Kelly is more than welcome to stay with Collette and I until she gets her affairs in order. I have no concerns about our safety because Collette's implants are fire-retardant and our local Walmart refuses to sell lighter fluid past midnight."

LOL!

[JohnnyVegas]

Hahahaha.. pretty funny shit.

Thanks MusclePhone^tm

BTW-what was Corky Romano convicted of ?

[Lift Studios]

MusclePhone imposter! Longer than the 160 character limit on the Muscle Phone service.

 

[SweetMuscles]

[JohnnyVegas]

Nice gyno

[G o a t b o y]

Nice gyno

Holy shit... he's giving Goodrum a run for his money there!

[bigdumbbell]

Nice gyno

in the bear world, is this photo an example of an otter?

[TrueGrit]

 That's really bad gyno..

[Special Ed]

It's not gyno! It's just some "man-fat" If I ever got below 20% BF, I'm sure it would disappear!

I need a hug!

[JohnnyVegas]

That's really bad gyno..

Almost milkable gyno......

[SweetMuscles]

Almost milkable gyno......

certainly makes you want to try sucking on them just to see if they dispense milk

[Zaphod]

"offline"

[Special Ed]

Epic Backfire thread!

DOH!

[jason armstrong]

Muscular Development Editor-in-Chief STEVE BLECHMAN, a leader in post-incarceration rehabilitation programs, metrosexually transmitted diseases, and collegiate wrestling nostalgia, announced today that he has hired convicted felon KELLY RYAN to head up the Fitness Editorial and Contest Coverage for the magazine beginning with the September 2008 issue. When asked why he chose Kelly over such non-murderers as Adela Garcia or Jenny Lynn, Steve responded: "The only people who kiss my ass without question and display the type of loyalty I seek are former convicts. Just look at our staff -- Palumbo, Romano, Valentino, Patrick Arnold, Victor Conte! Plus, a recent survey of our readership ranked 'going to prison' above 'advanced degrees' and 'competitive experience' in terms of qualifying experts!"

MD.com Editor David Palumbo even went so far as to offer Kelly a place to stay when she gets out of prison: "Kelly is more than welcome to stay with Collette and I until she gets her affairs in order. I have no concerns about our safety because Collette's implants are fire-retardant and our local Walmart refuses to sell lighter fluid past midnight."

- This took three separate text messages due to the 160 character limit!

gotta admit that was hilarious...wonder if she'll post under the protection of and at MD...fit right in with the current CONS on that site Palumbo and Romano for one and two...

[TechnoViking]

Muscular Development Editor-in-Chief STEVE BLECHMAN, a leader in post-incarceration rehabilitation programs, metrosexually transmitted diseases, and collegiate wrestling nostalgia, announced today that he has hired convicted felon KELLY RYAN to head up the Fitness Editorial and Contest Coverage for the magazine beginning with the September 2008 issue. When asked why he chose Kelly over such non-murderers as Adela Garcia or Jenny Lynn, Steve responded: "The only people who kiss my ass without question and display the type of loyalty I seek are former convicts. Just look at our staff -- Palumbo, Romano, Valentino, Patrick Arnold, Victor Conte! Plus, a recent survey of our readership ranked 'going to prison' above 'advanced degrees' and 'competitive experience' in terms of qualifying experts!"

MD.com Editor David Palumbo even went so far as to offer Kelly a place to stay when she gets out of prison: "Kelly is more than welcome to stay with Collette and I until she gets her affairs in order. I have no concerns about our safety because Collette's implants are fire-retardant and our local Walmart refuses to sell lighter fluid past midnight."

- This took three separate text messages due to the 160 character limit!

nicely done Ed...Looks like we have some Kelly sympathiers...

[PANDAEMONIUM]

Wait, isn't "kelly" going up the river for close to 10 years

[Special Ed]

Wait, isn't "kelly" going up the river for close to 10 years

Not if Ron has anything to say about it. Latest Musclephone update indicates that Ron will be making a statement to the judge to sentence Kelly to probation.

"Your Honor, let's not think about the victim. In case you hadn't noticed, she's no longer with us. Let us instead focus on Kelly and her suffering. This is a girl used to bouncing around and doing flips on stage and bringing happiness to schmoes everywhere. Imagine what it's like going from doing a backflip with a half-twist to being stuck in a small jail cell. Imagine the pain of no longer being able to do a one-arm pushup in front of 400 screaming fans while wearing 3 lbs of makeup and tassles. Finally your Honor, think of the pain of the out-of-shape men who worship the meth-addicted women who worship the nubian-addicted men. I believe that if you overlook Kelly's one minor indiscretion, she can return to leading a productive life. Thank You!"

[PANDAEMONIUM]

Not if Ron has anything to say about it. Latest Musclephone update indicates that Ron will be making a statement to the judge to sentence Kelly to probation.

"Your Honor, let's not think about the victim. In case you hadn't noticed, she's no longer with us. Let us instead focus on Kelly and her suffering. This is a girl used to bouncing around and doing flips on stage and bringing happiness to schmoes everywhere. Imagine what it's like going from doing a backflip with a half-twist to being stuck in a small jail cell. Imagine the pain of no longer being able to do a one-arm pushup in front of 400 screaming fans while wearing 3 lbs of makeup and tassles. Finally your Honor, think of the pain of the out-of-shape men who worship the meth-addicted women who worship the nubian-addicted men. I believe that if you overlook Kelly's one minor indiscretion, she can return to leading a productive life. Thank You!"

hahahahahaahaha

[JohnnyVegas]

Wait, isn't "kelly" going up the river for close to 10 years

She might be spending another year or two in the pen, but not 10.

[Rampage]

so its true , MD  doesnt give a fuck about their image , just so long as they sell their mags - cos this one is a fucked up move by MD

WOW

They better up the $$ they giving Kai....unless maybe they are ALSO gonna pay Ryan $1000 a month and she killed someone , let alone fruit rapeage

[jaejonna]

Holy shit nice side chest pose 'Special Ed' ....