We need to get Johnny Falcon to post on the Politics Board

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He will give this board the appropriate gravitas.  He could debate the finer points of Burke, the Scottish school and "Samuel boswell johnson" with the macrocephalic freak. Maybe he could even join Douche in his endless games of "let's pretend I'm a lawyer like you, Decker." I imagine he would also dam up the unending streams of gibberish that flow from HH6 and Joeloco.

Who's with me?

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He will give this board the appropriate gravitas.  He could debate the finer points of Burke, the Scottish school and "Samuel boswell johnson" with the macrocephalic freak. Maybe he could even join Douche in his endless games of "let's pretend I'm a lawyer like you, Decker." I imagine he would also dam up the unending streams of gibberish that flow from HH6 and Joeloco.

Who's with me?

Falcon is an idiot.

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Falcon is an idiot.

You're too mentally disturbed for us to consider your opinion. Next.

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You're too mentally disturbed for us to consider your opinion. Next.

Mental disturbance says nothing of my opinion, nor my intelligence.....

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With his lily-white complexion and all the manual labor he does, he could also discuss the protestant work ethic with dr. shootfighter1.

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With all the manual labor he does, he could also discuss the protestant work ethic with dr. shootfighter1.

Falcon has permafucked his brain with paint fumes, speaking of mental disturbances.

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Did Douche Bum tell you he was a PhD? In what?

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Did Douche Bum tell you he was a PhD? In what?

Ask 240; apparently Beach Bum has mutated from high school dropout to professor...though the steps involved are quite nebulous indeed...

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Jesus, you guys are not helpful at all. I want to mock his life's "work" here and you're not giving me anything good. 

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Maybe I should ask the "eye in the sky" stella.  But she probably swore some republican blood-oath of secrecy 

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Maybe I should ask the "eye in the sky" stella.  But she probably swore some republican blood-oath of secrecy 

Stella has no interest in politics, only Jesus.

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These days Jesus' mantle has descended upon the Republican party; or maybe stella doesn't like rendering unto caesar that which is caesar's/maybe she wants to see if she can fit through the eye of a needle?

j/k, stella, you're very nice, even though you are a Republican.

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Stella has no interest in politics, only Jesus.

Yeah, but I bet she knows what douche does.

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Yeah, but I bet she knows what douche does.

He's a college professor. How the fuck did that goof become a moderator anyway?