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Can't be....?
« on: June 06, 2008, 09:49:21 AM »
Got this in my email this morning.....






Have you ever wanted to take golf lessons, but thought it was too expensive?
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Re: Can't be....?
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2008, 09:51:42 AM »
Lol!


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Re: Can't be....?
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2008, 09:52:44 AM »
i wouldn't take her up on that offer. i hear she tends to "lose" golfing partners somewhere around the 15th hole.
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Re: Can't be....?
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2008, 09:53:23 AM »
She escaped from prison and has become a golf pro!
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Re: Can't be....?
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2008, 09:55:38 AM »
Be careful Chic.  Just don't get burned on this deal
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Chick

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Re: Can't be....?
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2008, 09:57:30 AM »
Quote from: onlyme on June 06, 2008, 09:55:38 AM
Be careful Chic.  Just don't get burned on this deal

DOH!!
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Re: Can't be....?
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2008, 09:59:14 AM »
Who knows, after a few lessons you might be SMOKIN'
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Re: Can't be....?
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2008, 10:00:52 AM »
Chick,

Aren't you the least concerned that your antics with regards to poking fun at Kelly will force Craig's hand in retribution for your cheap, tongue-in-cheek ways?

I know you hide behind the veil of ambiguity that is humor, but we're talking about a convicted killer that is obviously trying to make a point about his "undying" love for his wife by taking the full blame.

Think about it Chick... Does it never cross your mind that the same person you have taken jabs at was a former IFBB pro and now is a deranged lunatic who can come after you at some point?

Are you not scared for your life, the well being of your family and MOST IMPORTANTLY your reputation as the IFBB Pro Rep??
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Re: Can't be....?
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2008, 10:02:47 AM »
Quote from: OneMoreRep on June 06, 2008, 10:00:52 AM
Chick,

Aren't you the least concerned that your antics with regards to poking fun at Kelly will force Craig's hand in retribution for your cheap, tongue-in-cheek ways?

I know you hide behind the veil of ambiguity that is humor, but we're talking about a convicted killer that is obviously trying to make a point about his "undying" love for his wife by taking the full blame.

Think about it Chick... Does it never cross your mind that the same person you have taken jabs at was a former IFBB pro and now is a deranged lunatic who can come after you at some point?

Are you not scared for your life, the well being of your family and MOST IMPORTANTLY your reputation as the IFBB Pro Rep??
"1"


Hmmmmm....good points. Let me think about it a minute.....



















































NO.
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Re: Can't be....?
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2008, 10:06:02 AM »
Quote from: Chick on June 06, 2008, 10:02:47 AM

Hmmmmm....good points. Let me think about it a minute.....

NO.

I always knew you carried a heavy load in between those wheels..

Let the Titus bashing truly begin!!
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Re: Can't be....?
« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2008, 10:59:54 AM »
I was friends with this kid from like 3rd grade until 10th grade. He was a pure athlete and pretty smart, but his dad beat the shit out of him and he changed for the worse over the years. I remember seeing belt-buckle marks on him.

Anyway, in 10th grade, he took a pistol, shot his mom in the back of the head in the kitchen. Then he went outside and got in the back seat of the car and shot his sister in the back of the head, and finally unloaded the chamber into his dad.

Then he drove the car 1/4 mile back behind their house in the woods, and left it there, parked. He stayed in the house until the cops finally came, and told them the blood was red paint from painting bird houses.

Since then, he's been in jail on a life sentence. He occasionally sends me letters which I have returned, unopened.

I could say some rude shit, maybe some funny stuff, about this guy and his actions/situations. But you know what? I won't because he's a fucking lunatic and on the off chance he's ever released/breaks out of prison, I don't want him coming near me. So I won't give him a reason to.

That's just my POV.
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Re: Can't be....?
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2008, 05:06:47 PM »
Bob Chick's thoughts on Titus at Flex.com show what type of man he is. The man speaks his mind, and doesn't hide behind nothing. Mad propz to you Bob.
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Re: Can't be....?
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2008, 05:09:10 PM »
Quote from: OneMoreRep on June 06, 2008, 10:06:02 AM
I always knew you carried a heavy load in between those wheels..

Let the Titus bashing truly begin!!
"1"

Or it could be he knows Craig will be in prison for a couple of decades at least and will never read what he wrote.  ::) ::)
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Re: Can't be....?
« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2008, 05:22:49 PM »
my training partners and I before a lesson with Kelly
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Re: Can't be....?
« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2008, 05:24:49 PM »
Quote from: Chick on June 06, 2008, 09:49:21 AM
Got this in my email this morning.....






Have you ever wanted to take golf lessons, but thought it was too expensive?
Now is your chance to step up your game and learn the secrets that Tour Pros are using!
Magique Golf has partnered with the Golf Lesson Advantage Card to bring you a fun and inexpensive way to improve your golf game. Become a Golf Lesson Advantage Card member for only $99 per year and start taking advantage of all these great benefits.


Free 30-Minute Private Golf Lesson Certificate ($45 value)
50% off the posted 45-60 minute private lesson rates, when taking the exclusive 30-Minute Private Golf Lesson with a PGA Professional
Free Club fitting Certificate & Free $50 Gift Card from Magique Golf ($125 value)
2-Ball Pack of "almostGOLF" balls
Instant access to a  "Network" of PGA Professionals
Improve your game, play more golf and have more fun!
A $170 value…….ABSOLUTELY FREE!

By becoming a member, you will stop repeating the wrong swing mistakes and start learning better fundamental habits, from a trusted PGA Professional, to improve your game.
Go to www.golflessonadvantagec ard.com or call 800 726 8195 to sign up today.


Kelly Ryan
Magique Golf
8270 S. Kyrene Rd. #103
Tempe, AZ 85284
Phone: 480-961-7507
Toll Free: 1-800-247-2452

http://www.magiquegolf.com


Sure, it can be.

Bob, I am sure that you know that because they call you a 'member', outside the initial $99 fee, they will upsell you to a monthly membership fee or some similar ploy.
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Re: Can't be....?
« Reply #15 on: June 06, 2008, 05:25:27 PM »
Quote from: mass 04 on June 06, 2008, 05:22:49 PM
my training partners and I before a lesson with Kelly

Instead of the usual fannypack, you gotta have this instead:

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Re: Can't be....?
« Reply #16 on: June 06, 2008, 05:26:53 PM »
Quote from: Camel  Jockey on June 06, 2008, 05:25:27 PM
Instead of the usual fannypack, you gotta have this instead:


haahaha good point. I read in FLEX that the "stop, drop, and roll" is catabolic.
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Re: Can't be....?
« Reply #17 on: June 06, 2008, 07:26:03 PM »
Chick your Italian Blood would help in the Don't take Shit from anyone and I guess the only tough thing Titus ever did was push King on stage unlike Samir headbutting motha fukas.So I think you can handle the murderer.
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Re: Can't be....?
« Reply #18 on: June 06, 2008, 07:27:41 PM »
Quote from: mass 04 on June 06, 2008, 05:22:49 PM
my training partners and I before a lesson with Kelly

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

good one.
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Re: Can't be....?
« Reply #19 on: June 06, 2008, 07:57:42 PM »
Quote from: Meltdown on June 06, 2008, 07:26:03 PM
Chick your Italian Blood would help in the Don't take Shit from anyone and I guess the only tough thing Titus ever did was push King on stage unlike Samir headbutting motha fukas.So I think you can handle the murderer.

Wasn't Titus gonna beat Chick up one time long ago? I remember reading about some incident between them.
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Re: Can't be....?
« Reply #20 on: June 06, 2008, 07:59:54 PM »
Quote from: Captain Equipoise on June 06, 2008, 07:57:42 PM
Wasn't Titus gonna beat Chick up one time long ago? I remember reading about some incident between them.


He made some threats...I confronted him at the USA's in the lobby, asked him to step outside...he declined.
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Re: Can't be....?
« Reply #21 on: June 06, 2008, 08:04:43 PM »
Quote from: Chick on June 06, 2008, 07:59:54 PM
He made some threats...I confronted him at the USA's in the lobby, asked him to step outside...he declined.

LOL...

The thought of two hormonized men in their 40s throwing down in an alley because of some silly ass message board drama and "who bumped who onstage during the beauty contest posedown."

cracks me up. 
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Chick

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Re: Can't be....?
« Reply #22 on: June 06, 2008, 08:07:12 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on June 06, 2008, 08:04:43 PM
LOL...

The thought of two hormonized men in their 40s throwing down in an alley because of some silly ass message board drama and "who bumped who onstage during the beauty contest posedown."

cracks me up. 

Yeah...that would be funny...

Neither of us were 40, it wasn't over any message board drama, no one bumped anyone, nor were we in a beauty contest......but other than that....that's pretty funny!
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Re: Can't be....?
« Reply #23 on: June 06, 2008, 08:08:06 PM »
Quote from: Chick on June 06, 2008, 07:59:54 PM
He made some threats...I confronted him at the USA's in the lobby, asked him to step outside...he declined.

  Hepatitis was his own worst enemy. It was inevitable.
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Re: Can't be....?
« Reply #24 on: June 06, 2008, 08:08:12 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on June 06, 2008, 08:04:43 PM
LOL...

The thought of two hormonized men in their 40s throwing down in an alley because of some silly ass message board drama and "who bumped who onstage during the beauty contest posedown."

cracks me up. 

But honestly, who do you think would win between Titus and Chick in a back alley fight?

My money is on Titus for pulling out every stunt in the book to get the TKO,
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