I heard two men break up in the McDonalds dining area today

[240 is Back]

I'm in there with my son and neice eating a big breakfast.  They sit down behind us.  Very polite.  Man 1 explains to Man 2 that he feels they don't have enough in common, and they're not the right temprament for one another.  Man 2 is caught offguard, but thanks him for doing it in person.  They quickly determine the best way to return each others items, and they hug before getting into their very expensive cars with their McDonalds coffees and going on their way.

No drama, no "I'mma kill you", nothing like that.  Just two people deciding they weren't right for each other, and amicably moving on. 

[Purple Aki]

Underwhelming.

[slaveboy1980]

I'm in there with my son and neice eating a big breakfast.  They sit down behind us.  Very polite.  Man 1 explains to Man 2 that he feels they don't have enough in common, and they're not the right temprament for one another.  Man 2 is caught offguard, but thanks him for doing it in person.  They quickly determine the best way to return each others items, and they hug before getting into their very expensive cars with their McDonalds coffees and going on their way.

No drama, no "I'mma kill you", nothing like that.  Just two people deciding they weren't right for each other, and amicably moving on. 

you need your hearing checked

[columbusdude82]

OK, so your bf broke up with you, big deal

[RZA]

I just hope that this didn't make you jump to the conclusion that gay sex is healthier than heterosexual sex.

[slaveboy1980]

I just hope that this didn't make you jump to the conclusion that gay sex is healthier than heterosexual sex.

is that what you thought?

[Tapeworm]

Girl: "Jerry, I don't know how to say this but... I just don't think we're right for eachother."

Jerry: "Ya, ok"

Girl: "No, I mean... I don't think we should see eachother any more."

Jerry: "Sure.  No problem"

Girl: "You're not upset?"

Jerry: "Nah.  I'll meet someone else."

Girl: "Um, well, ok..."

Jerry: "See ya around.  Take it easy."

[Quickerblade]

i love breaking up..its exciting, just as exciting as hooking up

[Lord Humungous]

A heart warming tale of 2 queers in McDs- brilliant! it will make a great movie

[mass 04]

the poor guy probably burst into tears when the clerk asked what kind of meat he wanted in the buns of his breakfast sandwich.

[Monster81]

I'm in there with my son and neice eating a big breakfast.  They sit down behind us.  Very polite.  Man 1 explains to Man 2 that he feels they don't have enough in common, and they're not the right temprament for one another.  Man 2 is caught offguard, but thanks him for doing it in person.  They quickly determine the best way to return each others items, and they hug before getting into their very expensive cars with their McDonalds coffees and going on their way.

No drama, no "I'mma kill you", nothing like that.  Just two people deciding they weren't right for each other, and amicably moving on. 

so MattT will no longer see Will Harris ??!!!

[Petrucci]

I'm in there with my son and neice eating a big breakfast.  They sit down behind us.  Very polite.  Man 1 explains to Man 2 that he feels they don't have enough in common, and they're not the right temprament for one another.  Man 2 is caught offguard, but thanks him for doing it in person.  They quickly determine the best way to return each others items, and they hug before getting into their very expensive cars with their McDonalds coffees and going on their way.

No drama, no "I'mma kill you", nothing like that.  Just two people deciding they weren't right for each other, and amicably moving on. 

this is just one more proof that in a relationship (specially the end of one) the problem its not the end in fact...its when you are ending things with a woman....

woman are the source of all problems....here in the city i live, just this last month, 7 cases of really incredible suicides were made because of relationships that ended...and in almost all of them, it was prooved that the girl was a bitch...

life is unfair...

[dov]

McDonalds

[michael arvilla]

did ya get digits?

[dov]

this is just one more proof that in a relationship (specially the end of one) the problem its not the end in fact...its when you are ending things with a woman....

woman are the source of all problems....here in the city i live, just this last month, 7 cases of really incredible suicides were made because of relationships that ended...and in almost all of them, it was prooved that the girl was a bitch...life is unfair...

haha...the "Bitch-o-Meter"

[240 is Back]

did ya get digits?

nah, i've never been into the cock.  just not my thing.

[Brutal_1]

I'm in there with my son and neice eating a big breakfast.  They sit down behind us.  Very polite.  Man 1 explains to Man 2 that he feels they don't have enough in common, and they're not the right temprament for one another.  Man 2 is caught offguard, but thanks him for doing it in person.  They quickly determine the best way to return each others items, and they hug before getting into their very expensive cars with their McDonalds coffees and going on their way.

No drama, no "I'mma kill you", nothing like that.  Just two people deciding they weren't right for each other, and amicably moving on. 

Something in this story doesn't add up....they were at McDonald's?!  I thought gays were vegetarian 

[JohnnyVegas]

Something in this story doesn't add up....they were at McDonald's?!  I thought gays were vegetarian 

Really, I had always heard they enjoy franks and beans   

[youandme]

wtf is wrong with you?

why did you not ear muff your kid

[Bluto]

will only be a matter of time now before squadfather is back, now when he again is single

[Stu]

this is just one more proof that in a relationship (specially the end of one) the problem its not the end in fact...its when you are ending things with a woman....

woman are the source of all problems....here in the city i live, just this last month, 7 cases of really incredible suicides were made because of relationships that ended...and in almost all of them, it was prooved that the girl was a bitch...

life is unfair...

Is this your way of telling us you're gay?

[Tapeworm]

it was prooved that the girl was a bitch...

I like a little bit of that in a woman.  Not too much, but just enough... 

[onlyme]

I'm in there with my son and neice eating a big breakfast.  They sit down behind us.  Very polite.  Man 1 explains to Man 2 that he feels they don't have enough in common, and they're not the right temprament for one another.  Man 2 is caught offguard, but thanks him for doing it in person.  They quickly determine the best way to return each others items, and they hug before getting into their very expensive cars with their McDonalds coffees and going on their way.

No drama, no "I'mma kill you", nothing like that.  Just two people deciding they weren't right for each other, and amicably moving on. 

What was Goodrum eating

[Camel Jockey]

the poor guy probably burst into tears when the clerk asked what kind of meat he wanted in the buns of his breakfast sandwich.

Too bad McDonalds doesn't serve hotdogs. 

[240 is Back]

wtf is wrong with you?

why did you not ear muff your kid

I used a silencer to quiet all that noise?