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Happy Father's day!!!
« on: June 15, 2008, 05:12:27 AM »
To all the fathers.

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Re: Happy Father's day!!!
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2008, 05:28:38 AM »
HAPPY DADDY'S DAY!!!   :D
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Re: Happy Father's day!!!
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2008, 05:32:13 AM »
Of course that includes stepdads

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Re: Happy Father's day!!!
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2008, 05:35:53 AM »
Of course that includes stepdads




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Re: Happy Father's day!!!
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2008, 05:39:42 AM »
Of course that includes stepdads

being a step dad has to be the worse job in the world..you are literally feeding and taking care of the byproduct of another man.

you can't even discipline the kid. I would never seriously date a woman that had a child
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Re: Happy Father's day!!!
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2008, 06:14:28 AM »
being a step dad has to be the worse job in the world..you are literally feeding and taking care of the byproduct of another man.

you can't even discipline the kid. I would never seriously date a woman that had a child

I'd say it's a hard (often thankless) job and requires a special kind of man to do it.

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Re: Happy Father's day!!!
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2008, 06:29:52 AM »
gayer than fathersday.

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Re: Happy Father's day!!!
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2008, 06:35:30 AM »
being a step dad has to be the worse job in the world..you are literally feeding and taking care of the byproduct of another man.

you can't even discipline the kid. I would never seriously date a woman that had a child

LOL... kinda cruel, but it's gotta be kinda true.  You know when the kid is 12, you'll be hearing "You're not even my real dad!"  Even though the real dad is guarding a bar stool somewhere while you're paying for that kid's health insurance and food.

The only good thing is that a woman with a kid will likely have sex with you very quickly.

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Re: Happy Father's day!!!
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2008, 06:46:59 AM »
happy "mother phucker" day
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Re: Happy Father's day!!!
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2008, 07:15:03 AM »
Yup thank you and to all the other dads as well.
I got breakfast in bed.
A packet of jerky and some pistachios  :)
What did you guys get?

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Re: Happy Father's day!!!
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2008, 07:19:12 AM »
$50. 

I think I'm supposd to spend it on a hooker.  She didn't say that specifically, but what else can you get for $50 these days?

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Re: Happy Father's day!!!
« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2008, 07:34:42 AM »
LOL... kinda cruel, but it's gotta be kinda true.  You know when the kid is 12, you'll be hearing "You're not even my real dad!"  Even though the real dad is guarding a bar stool somewhere while you're paying for that kid's health insurance and food.

The only good thing is that a woman with a kid will likely have sex with you very quickly.

hahaha...what do step dads answer when another man ask "is that your kid?"

also you do all of the hard work, pay the bills, deal with the kid's tantrum on a daily basis while getting zero respect while the real father visits  once per month and gets all of the credit for the being "real father". Then the kids saves up his allowance to buy his "real father" a gift..


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Re: Happy Father's day!!!
« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2008, 07:39:18 AM »
$50. 

I think I'm supposd to spend it on a hooker.  She didn't say that specifically, but what else can you get for $50 these days?

That is frgin' hilarious, not that my wife thought so when I read it to her...lol

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Re: Happy Father's day!!!
« Reply #13 on: June 15, 2008, 07:46:29 AM »
also you do all of the hard work, pay the bills, deal with the kid's tantrum on a daily basis while getting zero respect while the real father visits  once per month and gets all of the credit for the being "real father". Then the kids saves up his allowance to buy his "real father" a gift..

In the natural order of things... caveman shit, etc... I think you're supposed to kill the guy honorably.  Then the kid is officially yours.

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Re: Happy Father's day!!!
« Reply #14 on: June 15, 2008, 08:05:42 AM »
In the natural order of things... caveman shit, etc... I think you're supposed to kill the guy honorably.  Then the kid is officially yours.

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Re: Happy Father's day!!!
« Reply #15 on: June 15, 2008, 08:07:22 AM »
Gayer than a spook with proper grammar.
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