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My IQ is about 34 points higher than yours, so I'd be quiet if I were you.

I mentioned in a thread that my IQ (last time I checked, over 12 years ago) is 126.

Jaguar claims her IQ is 34 points higher than mine= Jaguar's IQ is allegedly 160!

Now, if that is not the funniest shit I have ever heard, I don't know what is.... ;D
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Re: Funniest shit ever on Getbig!: Jaguar Enterprises claims 160 IQ!
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2008, 06:32:01 AM »
Im calling bullshit.

If you´re so smart, you wouldn´t think that was funny at all.

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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2008, 06:40:26 AM »
Im calling bullshit.

If you´re so smart, you wouldn´t think that was funny at all.

It's very funny, especially if she really believes it.

It's off the chart!

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« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2008, 06:40:54 AM »
Im calling bullshit.

If you´re so smart, you wouldn´t think that was funny at all.

exactly, intelligent people are social outkasts because they recoqnize every joke from an intellectual point of view and miss the whole point.

I personally have an IQ of 83 (Not black)

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« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2008, 06:47:42 AM »
exactly, intelligent people are social outkasts because they recoqnize every joke from an intellectual point of view and miss the whole point.

I personally have an IQ of 83 (Not black)

It wasn't a joke; Jag really means it.
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« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2008, 07:04:16 AM »
160 divided by 2 is much more likely.  Hagwhore Enterprises... oh brother.

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« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2008, 07:06:06 AM »
16.0 - more likely
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« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2008, 07:13:53 AM »
Well, MattC, the most intelligent Getbig poster, claims an IQ of 135, so that is indeed very impressive.  :o

/iq's, regardless of testing method, are not discrete but fluid measures with a +/- 10 points or so. it's amazing that those who so readily post their stellar iqs don't acknowledge or know this.  ::)

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« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2008, 07:16:08 AM »
actually I was 137 all through elementary school.  It sure didn't make that much of a difference in real life.  People way lower make way more money.  It did give me the ability to remember things and think of different angles on things.  As a result, I make an 'okay' living working from home, and I'm very happy.

I have seen studies done... in real life, those at 100 and those at 130 make the same amount of $.

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« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2008, 07:47:57 AM »
Jag is a genius.

Give me a fucking break...you actually believe this hogwash?
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« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2008, 07:53:30 AM »
Jag is a genius.

Give me a fucking break...you actually believe this hogwash?
Well, as long as she believes it - that's the important part.  ;)

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« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2008, 07:53:52 AM »
She's not close to having a 160 IQ, the odds of that = 1:31560, and since she's black the odds are even lower (since blacks have a lover average IQ) An IQ of 160 blows the ceiling of many standard IQ tests, and to prove her claim she needs to be tested by a psychologist as an adult with a specially selected test.

Either she's lying or having taken a bogus test. Until she posts an adult score from a psychologist, she's just full of BS.

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« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2008, 07:55:12 AM »
Jag is a genius.

Give me a fucking break...you actually believe this hogwash?

She's full of shit.  She might be above average, but 160?  Come on, if that were true it would make her one of a handful of the smartest people on the planet.  For some reason, I don't buy that.  ::)
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« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2008, 07:58:00 AM »
Well, MattC, the most intelligent Getbig poster, claims an IQ of 135, so that is indeed very impressive.  :o
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« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2008, 07:58:11 AM »
Well, MattC, the most intelligent Getbig poster, claims an IQ of 135, so that is indeed very impressive.  :o




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« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2008, 08:14:55 AM »
the IQ is a pointless test. and i say that as someone who's a bit on the upper end of the curve. if i felt like a high score meant fuck all i'd be more than happy to toss it out like a defensive squid shooting ink, but as far as i'm concerned if you're at the point where your "defense" is to mention your IQ, you're basically saying "i had the potential to be really smart, but somehow i still ended up dumb as a brick."

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« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2008, 08:16:00 AM »
I mentioned in a thread that my IQ (last time I checked, over 12 years ago) is 126.

Jaguar claims her IQ is 34 points higher than mine= Jaguar's IQ is allegedly 160!

Now, if that is not the funniest shit I have ever heard, I don't know what is.... ;D


IQ means shit absolutly fuck all shit nothing.

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« Reply #17 on: June 18, 2008, 08:20:41 AM »
IQ means shit absolutly fuck all shit nothing.

That is bullshit STORK. If you look at the science behind IQ, it actually means a lot, especially when correlated with other factors like crime, academic achievement and so on for big groups of people.

For individuals it does not matter that much though, hard work and persistence matters a lot more, although you can not expect two kids where one has an 85 IQ and the other one has a 145 IQ to achieve the same result in high school for example.

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« Reply #18 on: June 18, 2008, 08:23:37 AM »
IQ means shit absolutly fuck all shit nothing.

I wouldn't go that far.  A 10 or 20 point difference doesn't mean much, but someone with an IQ say in the 130's is able to understand things far better than someone with an IQ say in the 80's.  These two groups of people are so different in the way their minds operate they really can't even relate very well to one another. 
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« Reply #19 on: June 18, 2008, 08:25:18 AM »
sounds to me STORK has a low iq
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« Reply #20 on: June 18, 2008, 08:26:09 AM »
That is bullshit STORK. If you look at the science behind IQ, it actually means a lot, especially when correlated for other factors like crime, academic achievement and so on for big groups of people.

For individuals it does not matter that much though, hard work and persistence matters a lot more, although you can not expect two kids where one has an 85 IQ and the other one has a 145 IQ to achieve the same result in high school for example.

this is very true. there are definitely trends that can be traced to IQ, everything from industry to criminal record to even religious beliefs.

i just think bringing up your own is like popping out your SAT score. means you're at a point where you're hoping that a score on a test is the be all and end all. i didn't even graduate top 10 in high school, there were people up there that were pretty middle of the road.

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« Reply #21 on: June 18, 2008, 08:27:53 AM »
this is very true. there are definitely trends that can be traced to IQ, everything from industry to criminal record to even religious beliefs.

i just think bringing up your own is like popping out your SAT score. means you're at a point where you're hoping that a score on a test is the be all and end all. i didn't even graduate top 10 in high school, there were people up there that were pretty middle of the road.

You were tested in at 160 in kindergarden, right?

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Of course, mentioning your IQ all the time = worthless. But that does not help Debussey, who has an IQ of 53 :'(

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« Reply #22 on: June 18, 2008, 08:29:14 AM »
For individuals it does not matter that much though, hard work and persistence matters a lot more, although you can not expect two kids where one has an 85 IQ and the other one has a 145 IQ to achieve the same result in high school for example.


It's not even about "results" in the economic sense so much as it is about the 85 guy mentally being a child compared to the 145 guy.  Seriously, how do you as an adult regard a typical 10-year-old?  You certainly see him as a human being, and may even love him if he's your child, but you're certainly not gonna ask his advice on anything important or trust his judgement on much of anything...  you're gonna sit him in the corner while the adults figure it out.
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« Reply #23 on: June 18, 2008, 08:32:21 AM »

It's not even about "results" in the economic sense so much as it is about the 85 guy mentally being a child compared to the 145 guy.  Seriously, how do you as an adult regard a typical 10-year-old?  You certainly see him as a human being, and may even love him if he's your child, but you're certainly not gonna ask his advice on anything important or trust his judgement on much of anything...  you're gonna sit him in the corner while the adults figure it out.

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« Reply #24 on: June 18, 2008, 08:38:28 AM »

It's not even about "results" in the economic sense so much as it is about the 85 guy mentally being a child compared to the 145 guy.  Seriously, how do you as an adult regard a typical 10-year-old?  You certainly see him as a human being, and may even love him if he's your child, but you're certainly not gonna ask his advice on anything important or trust his judgement on much of anything...  you're gonna sit him in the corner while the adults figure it out.

Agreed. And it is not like you can hope to radically change the person with an 85 IQ, since the IQ is partially genetic in nature and relates to the physical characteristics of the brain.

Unfortunately, the 85IQ thing becomes even more visible when you have a whole society with people with IQ's in the 80s/low 90s. In a modern society with people of all types, the structures of society is solid enough too enable "the 85 guy" to live a good life where he can do work that is suitable for him. Unfortunately, when you have an entire society of people with low intelligence, the drawbacks becomes more visible. Very high crime, poor organization of society, poor average education and a very poor economy (unless they have natural resources floating around or some "trademark" product in high demand). And this is not meant as a pwning, its just reality. The whole culture and functioning of the society = built around the functioning and thinking processes of a person with the IQ's in the 80s, thus, it will resemble a society with the mentality of very young people, and it's not very suprising that most "85IQ" societies functions like the social dynamic of kids :-\

You can compare the last example to a group of 1 million people, all with every genetic marker for "high risk of Altzeimers". The group can live a healthy lifestyle and all, but they will simply have a tremendous amount of Altzeimers compared to a group of 1 million people where nobody has any of the genetic markers for Altzeimers.