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KillerMonk

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Sex Question
« on: June 21, 2008, 04:47:46 AM »
Me and a mate grew up together from our teenage years until we parted ways(i moved interstate)at 32 about 4 years ago.
I was back in hometown visiting some relatives and we met up.
Heres the sex angle we went out and shared many women and i alway wore a rubber he did not believe in them.
Funny thing when we caught up and had a few beers he started talking about the relationships he had and the unbelievable came out of his mouth he has 6 kids by 5 different women, when we last met he had 3 kids with 2 women and was finding it hard to pay matienence on these kids now his on welfare and completly fucked.
Some of the women he had sex with were x girlfreinds or fuck buddies and i always weared a rubber, this is a small country town.
In the 4 years we have not seen each other his managed to knock up 3 other women.
He jokes what a stud he is, his very goodlooking but fvck what a way to fuck up your life.
Any Getbiggers have multiple kids with different women.
Whats the moral of the story never trust a bitch without a rubber ::)
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Re: Sex Question
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2008, 04:51:10 AM »
The moral of the story: Rednecks are stupid.

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Re: Sex Question
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2008, 04:52:36 AM »
haha great story, that guy is a true pimp
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Re: Sex Question
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2008, 04:53:24 AM »
Time for a vasectomy, He can't argue that he might want to have kids one day.
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Re: Sex Question
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2008, 04:53:34 AM »
sounds like a cool guy to hang out with.
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Re: Sex Question
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2008, 04:55:25 AM »
That's what you get when screwing the wrong hole.

What a fool.
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Re: Sex Question
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2008, 04:57:07 AM »
Quote from: Stu on June 21, 2008, 04:51:10 AM
The moral of the story: Rednecks are stupid.

 :)
Hard to argue with your logic.

/deliverance, 70's, burt was good burt!
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Re: Sex Question
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2008, 04:57:31 AM »
Quote from: Bluto on June 21, 2008, 04:55:25 AM
That's what you get when screwing the wrong hole.

What a fool.

Bluto's all about the buthole. Epic F@ggotry.

Gayer than Earl1972.
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Re: Sex Question
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2008, 04:58:56 AM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on June 21, 2008, 04:57:07 AM
Hard to argue with your logic.

/deliverance, 70's, burt was good burt!

hahahaha, yes a classic film no doubt.
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Re: Sex Question
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2008, 05:00:22 AM »
Quote from: Dballn247 on June 21, 2008, 04:57:31 AM
Bluto's all about the buthole. Epic F@ggotry.

Gayer than Earl1972.

It aint gay if it's on a girl.

Hope this helps.
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Re: Sex Question
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2008, 05:00:52 AM »
Quote from: Stu on June 21, 2008, 04:51:10 AM
The moral of the story: Rednecks are stupid.

 :)

No we're not!
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Re: Sex Question
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2008, 05:03:36 AM »
Quote from: Bluto on June 21, 2008, 05:00:22 AM
It aint gay if it's on a girl.

Hope this helps.

What ever you say f@g.  And it's "with a girl" not "on".  Hope that helps.

BTW...Soccer sucks.
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Re: Sex Question
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2008, 05:06:39 AM »
Quote from: Dballn247 on June 21, 2008, 05:03:36 AM
What ever you say f@g.  And it's "with a girl" not "on".  Hope that helps.

BTW...Soccer sucks.

So you never screwed a girl in the ass cause you think it's gay.

I bet you wont let a girl suck you either, cause sucking dick is gay too right?

What an idiot.
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Re: Sex Question
« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2008, 05:08:23 AM »
Quote from: Bluto on June 21, 2008, 05:06:39 AM
So you never screwed a girl in the ass cause you think it's gay.

I bet you wont let a girl suck you either, cause sucking dick is gay too right?

What an idiot.

No were talking about you here. You're the idiot.  Quit pretending, you worship male ass. Who's team are you on this week?  Still riding the Nasser wagon?
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Re: Sex Question
« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2008, 05:17:40 AM »
Quote from: KillerMonk on June 21, 2008, 04:47:46 AM
Me and a mate grew up together from our teenage years until we parted ways(i moved interstate)at 32 about 4 years ago.
I was back in hometown visiting some relatives and we met up.
Heres the sex angle we went out and shared many women and i alway wore a rubber he did not believe in them.
Funny thing when we caught up and had a few beers he started talking about the relationships he had and the unbelievable came out of his mouth he has 6 kids by 5 different women, when we last met he had 3 kids with 2 women and was finding it hard to pay matienence on these kids now his on welfare and completly fucked.
Some of the women he had sex with were x girlfreinds or fuck buddies and i always weared a rubber, this is a small country town.
In the 4 years we have not seen each other his managed to knock up 3 other women.
He jokes what a stud he is, his very goodlooking but fvck what a way to fuck up your life.
Any Getbiggers have multiple kids with different women.
Whats the moral of the story never trust a bitch without a rubber ::)

no the moral of the story is: your friend is a complete idiot.
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Re: Sex Question
« Reply #15 on: June 21, 2008, 05:26:27 AM »
Its jackasses like him the world could do without
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Re: Sex Question
« Reply #16 on: June 21, 2008, 05:29:25 AM »
where's the "question" exactly?

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KillerMonk

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Re: Sex Question
« Reply #17 on: June 21, 2008, 05:30:22 AM »
Quote from: Mars on June 21, 2008, 04:53:34 AM
sounds like a cool guy to hang out with.
Like Slaveboy said i think his a complete idiot but the guy has a very good track record with the ladys and i cannot help but like him, lifelong freind.
His shacked up with a rich divorce at the moment all he does is train,Drink do Drugs and Fuck.A Pimp ;D
No real prospects in his life just living in a small country town in the middle of no where.
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Re: Sex Question
« Reply #18 on: June 21, 2008, 05:35:57 AM »
Quote from: KillerMonk on June 21, 2008, 05:30:22 AM
Like Slaveboy said i think his a complete idiot but the guy has a very good track record with the ladys and i cannot help but like him, lifelong freind.
His shacked up with a rich divorce at the moment all he does is train,Drink do Drugs and Fuck.A Pimp ;D
No real prospects in his life just living in a small country town in the middle of no where.
maybe you can turn his life around by telling him to come post on getbig
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Re: Sex Question
« Reply #19 on: June 21, 2008, 05:36:32 AM »
Quote from: flagadajones on June 21, 2008, 05:29:25 AM
where's the "question" exactly?


How do you protect yourself against pregancy.
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Re: Sex Question
« Reply #20 on: June 21, 2008, 05:37:13 AM »
yes he would be a great asset for the board.
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Re: Sex Question
« Reply #21 on: June 21, 2008, 05:37:44 AM »
Quote from: KillerMonk on June 21, 2008, 05:36:32 AM
How do you protect yourself against pregancy.


already answered that. use the right hole.
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Re: Sex Question
« Reply #22 on: June 21, 2008, 05:44:14 AM »
Quote from: KillerMonk on June 21, 2008, 05:36:32 AM
How do you protect yourself against pregancy.


alternate hole penetration or fuck corpses
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Re: Sex Question
« Reply #23 on: June 21, 2008, 05:44:39 AM »
hahahahaha....EPIC "he did'nt believe in rubbers"......

not "believing" in condoms = brutal retardation


















hope this helps :-\
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Re: Sex Question
« Reply #24 on: June 21, 2008, 05:45:11 AM »
Quote from: slaveboy1980 on June 21, 2008, 05:44:14 AM
alternate hole penetration or fuck corpses

doesnt corpses get pregnant too and give birth to the undead?
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