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Deep Thoughts????
« on: June 21, 2008, 10:42:10 AM »
So, Dr. Greenthumb paid a visit to me and my girlfriend and in her "purple haze", she wrote this rambling statement about porn, girls's pussy and horse fucking..... ??? ???

Women have said that they can only cum when they use there vibrator.
 
Men have even said that there woman will only cum when he is eating her out!!
 
Men and women have said that the only time they cum when there husband is fucking them is when they use a clit vibrator.
 
Even in the porn movies when you see a man say he is about to cum, then you see the girl start vigourously rubbing her clit, because she has to cum on film.....
 
A woman does not cum by the penetration of a cock.  The women cums by the stimulation of her clit. 
 
A man cums by the rubbing of his cock, so as he is penetrating the woman in her pussy, it is rubbing his penis back and forth...
 
A woman does not cum by the penetration of his dick, how would you feel if we were shoving a vibrator in your ass back and forth so it feels like it is coming out your mouth, is that going to make you cum... No, its just going to make you scream with pain.
You just like to keep shoving your dick in our pussy so we can squrim and say it hurts, and you get really hard and start fucking our brains out because we are helpless and that's why you have a better orgasm then when you do it with your hand.
 
The porn stars don't act like it hurts anymore because they have stretched out so much they don't feel shit anymore!!!! They have to start shoving vibrators the size of a fist.  That's when they came out with fucking in the ass... When they porn stars could sit there while the guys fucking his brains out, and she is reading a book... Because she's soooo stretched out that she doesn't even know he's fucking her!!!  So the men are like, let me do it in your ass... Because that hole is so fucking tight!!!! Yeah it hurt her the first 20 guys, but then she stretched out and it didn't phase her... Now you got porn movies with 2 guys dicks... One in her pussy hole and one in her ass!!! Well guess what, that didn't phase her... She doesn't feel it... Well let me put my fist in your ass and pussy..... Yeah, that hurts a little....
 
That's why you find those girls that fuck horses.. Because there pussy is sooooo stretched out that she needs a horses cock....


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Re: Deep Thoughts????
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2008, 10:50:14 AM »
do you have big thumbs?  can you drive a truck?  some deep thoughts for you
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Re: Deep Thoughts????
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2008, 10:59:26 AM »
do you have big thumbs?  can you drive a truck?  some deep thoughts for you

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Re: Deep Thoughts????
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2008, 11:01:21 AM »
sounds like "big" Mike is hung like a squirrel.

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Re: Deep Thoughts????
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2008, 11:02:01 AM »
Gimmie a shot at her.  She'll cum.

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Re: Deep Thoughts????
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2008, 11:05:57 AM »
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you never read about the trucker I met when I hitchhiked to Fresno?  That was a few years ago.  I forget not everyone is a "cellar dweller" that reads the X board
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