Author Topic: At what point should a guy just stop getting married? (Read 5243 times)

Mr. Cortisol · « **on:** June 22, 2008, 11:58:42 AM »

Quote from: The Coach on June 17, 2008, 10:35:41 PM

Wife 1 - Gay

Wife 2- I caught her red handed with someone else

Wife 3 - Crazy (bi-polar/manic) and she admitted cheating.

#4 - Seperated - and STFU unless you know the circumstances of someones life.

jetpower · « **Reply #1 on:** June 22, 2008, 12:01:06 PM »

He's going to give it four more tries playing for the other team.

So, Joe's answer would be: 8.

[edit]
...I don't count the sheep that come after #8.

The Coach · « **Reply #2 on:** June 22, 2008, 12:01:59 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Cortisol on June 22, 2008, 11:58:42 AM

Brutal attempt at stalking.

Mr. Cortisol · « **Reply #3 on:** June 22, 2008, 12:02:35 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on June 22, 2008, 12:01:59 PM

Brutal attempt at stalking.

Epic marriage failure.
Epic marriage failure.
Epic marriage failure.
Epic marriage failure.

The Coach · « **Reply #4 on:** June 22, 2008, 12:04:03 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Cortisol on June 22, 2008, 12:02:35 PM

Epic marriage failure.
Epic marriage failure.
Epic marriage failure.
Epic marriage failure.

Read this post from yesterday.....it applies to you as well;

Hey Cap, you know what I love about these internet cowards? Even if they were right next to me in the gym or anywhere, they wouldn't have the balls to say anything directly to me. Know how I know this? Everyone and their mother on this board was giving me shit before my show and all though I know for a fact some of the board members that was giving me the most shit didn't even have the balls to come to my face and say a word.

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #5 on:** June 22, 2008, 12:04:49 PM »

The Coach will be able to hold a marriage once he does like Jim McGreevey and comes out of the closet

Moosejay · « **Reply #6 on:** June 22, 2008, 05:47:49 PM »

It's not for everyone.

Bast000 · « **Reply #7 on:** June 22, 2008, 05:49:13 PM »

epic alimony payments

Go 4 It · « **Reply #8 on:** June 22, 2008, 05:50:48 PM »

What happened I thought he just got married this summer?

haider · « **Reply #9 on:** June 22, 2008, 05:52:24 PM »

Quote from: Go 4 It on June 22, 2008, 05:50:48 PM

What happened I thought he just got married this summer?

i have the same question

my condolences to joe- i mean, he's a nice guy unless you're talking religion/politics with him.

Moosejay · « **Reply #10 on:** June 22, 2008, 05:52:48 PM »

I know a guy who lost two firefighter pensions to ex-wives

The Master · « **Reply #11 on:** June 22, 2008, 05:56:58 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on June 22, 2008, 12:01:59 PM

Brutal attempt at stalking.

Are you separated to Cham after being married for less than a year?

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #12 on:** June 22, 2008, 05:58:22 PM »

Quote from: haider on June 22, 2008, 05:52:24 PM

i have the same question

my condolences to joe- i mean, he's a nice guy unless you're talking religion/politics with him.

he gets to judging other and preaching morality is when he get offensive.

Benito Mutumbo · « **Reply #13 on:** June 22, 2008, 06:03:16 PM »

Hasn't Romano had the same luck with marriage?

Didn't one wife just flee and was never heard from again? I think another wife of his went lesbian.

pumpher · « **Reply #14 on:** June 22, 2008, 06:07:36 PM »

Maybe they had religious differences?

or maybe 1 person preached too much?

Other fish in da sea

chainsaw · « **Reply #15 on:** June 22, 2008, 06:10:05 PM »

You should stop before you even get started.

I'm lucky, I married a Hungarian.

American women are beautiful, but psycho...

All of them....

tu_holmes · « **Reply #16 on:** June 22, 2008, 06:14:15 PM »

Quote from: Moosejay on June 22, 2008, 05:52:48 PM

I know a guy who lost two firefighter pensions to ex-wives

He should have figured it out after the first one.

YoungBlood · « **Reply #17 on:** June 22, 2008, 06:15:14 PM »

Quote from: chainsaw on June 22, 2008, 06:10:05 PM

~~American~~ women are beautiful, but psycho...

Fixed.

Mr. Cortisol · « **Reply #18 on:** June 22, 2008, 06:30:51 PM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on June 22, 2008, 05:56:58 PM

Are you separated to Cham after being married for less than a year?

welcome to march's news.

a little birdie told me that someone was asked to just stay off getbig... and he could not.
just don't post pics that people will photoshop in horrible ways. could he listen? no.

losing marraige over a message board = pathetic.

The Master · « **Reply #19 on:** June 22, 2008, 06:32:04 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Cortisol on June 22, 2008, 06:30:51 PM

welcome to march's news.

a little birdie told me that someone was asked to just stay off getbig... and he could not.
just don't post pics that people will photoshop in horrible ways. could he listen? no.

losing marraige over a message board = pathetic.

If that IS the truth, it = just so pathetic that it = beyond words

Mr. Cortisol · « **Reply #20 on:** June 22, 2008, 06:33:27 PM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on June 22, 2008, 06:32:04 PM

If that IS the truth, it = just so pathetic that it = beyond words

Ask him to deny it. He won't.

Would it be the biggest message board owning in world history if Benz was able to goad joeloco into posting until his marriage crumbled?

The Master · « **Reply #21 on:** June 22, 2008, 06:36:00 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Cortisol on June 22, 2008, 06:33:27 PM

Ask him to deny it. He won't.

Would it be the biggest message board owning in world history if Benz was able to goad joeloco into posting until his marriage crumbled?

Big claims demands solid proof

The Coach · « **Reply #22 on:** June 22, 2008, 06:39:26 PM »

Quote from: Debussey DF on June 22, 2008, 05:56:58 PM

Are you separated to Cham after being married for less than a year?

No....Holy crap, one person makes up some shit about me and flipping morons believe it. But then again most of this board are conspiracy therorists so why shouldn't I be surprised

pumpster · « **Reply #23 on:** June 22, 2008, 06:42:18 PM »

4 divorces with women who couldn't get away fast enough was a nice warmup to get it right for number 5 in '08! Coach "gets" OJ's marital difficulties.

The Master · « **Reply #24 on:** June 22, 2008, 06:43:35 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on June 22, 2008, 06:39:26 PM

No....Holy crap, one person makes up some shit about me and flipping morons believe it. But then again most of this board are conspiracy therorists so why shouldn't I be surprised

So you and Cham are still together and doing fine?