This happened to me on the weekend. What would you have done?
My brother and I went to Home Depot to buy a barbecue in anticipation for Saturday's motocross ride. As we're leaving the BBQ aisle, three guys in their late 20's entered the the store. I'll call #1 Cowboy short/fat 225 lbs, #2 Mr. Black tall/thin 160lbs , and #3 Tattoo tall/very fat/ink 280lbs.
We're at the checkout to pay and low and behold the three stooges are at the end of our line. #3 is the loudest of the bunch and it is so obvious that #1/#2 idolize this guy because he was so big (fat). As we pay and start leaving the store #3 says "Which way to the weight room?" loud enough that I heard him and they all laugh together.
We get in the car and I told my brother about the comment that was made, he asked "What are you going to do?". I was quiet and started driving towards the front of the store with perfect timing as the three stooges were just coming out. #3 was leading the pack as I pulled up beside them.
By this time, they're surprised to see us so suddenly. I said in a friendly voice as if we were lost "Excuse me" and paused. #3 asked "How can I help you?" thinking I was looking for directions. With a serious look on my face asked "Could you tell me where the nearest Jenny Craig is?". He was stunned, shocked, and in disbelief. #1/#2 started laughing at him as he just got owned in the Home Depot parking lot. To add insult to injury I rolled up my sleeve and gave him a left bicep flex then squealed away with the one finger salute.
True story.