Author Topic: Female wedding ring substitute idea? (Read 2865 times)

Croatch · « **on:** June 25, 2008, 01:25:55 PM »

This makes it more clear and will save people thousands on wedding rings. Any better ideas?

Playboy · « **Reply #1 on:** June 25, 2008, 01:28:23 PM »

Quote from: Croatch on June 25, 2008, 01:25:55 PM

This makes it more clear and will save people thousands on wedding rings. Any better ideas?

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kh300 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 25, 2008, 01:40:41 PM »

makes what more clear? its easier to fuck married chicks then single ones

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #3 on:** June 25, 2008, 02:45:44 PM »

Quote from: kh300 on June 25, 2008, 01:40:41 PM

makes what more clear? its easier to fuck married chicks then single ones

If they're married to Coach, maybe.

Brutal_1 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 25, 2008, 03:03:20 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on June 25, 2008, 02:45:44 PM

If they're married to Coach, maybe.

Bluto · « **Reply #5 on:** June 25, 2008, 03:08:49 PM »

americans are retarded.

marriage.

dating.

it's like theyre stuck in the 50's still.

what happend to free love !

swilkins1984 · « **Reply #6 on:** June 25, 2008, 03:11:48 PM »

Quote from: Croatch on June 25, 2008, 01:25:55 PM

This makes it more clear and will save people thousands on wedding rings. Any better ideas?

One of those metal chastity belts and you have the only key

Sassyclassywoman · « **Reply #7 on:** June 25, 2008, 03:13:06 PM »

get ring tattoos. I've seen them on alot of people this week. Lasts forever and can't be taken off if someone's planning to be unfaithful.

Croatch · « **Reply #8 on:** June 25, 2008, 03:28:44 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on June 25, 2008, 03:08:49 PM

americans are retarded.

marriage.

dating.

it's like theyre stuck in the 50's still.

what happend to free love !

I think that was the 60's?
Hooked Up=Made someone your whore for the night
Dating=Fucking for now
Seeing someone=Fucking less regularly
Married=Can't pull anymore ass and/or Whipped Hard
Happily Single=Good relationship with internet porn
Happily Married=Wife takes it anally on command

Croatch · « **Reply #9 on:** June 25, 2008, 05:05:55 PM »

This thread is ready to take off. I can feel it!

Epic Fail.

onlyme · « **Reply #10 on:** June 25, 2008, 05:29:06 PM »

Here's a great idea

Cap · « **Reply #11 on:** June 25, 2008, 06:07:10 PM »

Wouldn't it be easier these days to just buy her a house and give her a monthly stipend. In the end that's what she'll get anyways.

gordiano · « **Reply #12 on:** June 25, 2008, 06:18:45 PM »

Let me say this.....the problem begins when the women are little girls. For some fucking reason they are fed this bullshit about finding prince fucking charming, and the fairy tale takes off from there. Of course, little girls turn into grown women, and grown women for the most part grow up to be superficial (at least most in this country do).

So, these superficial bitches want a huge wedding, which is fucking retarded (since it's just one fucking day of your life), and a huge diamond ring....why, so they can show off to all the other bitches. Fucking pathetic.

For you fellow men with little girls, please, do your duty. Teach them proper. The last thing this world needs is more self absorbed, attention whores.

For the single men...do not marry. It's a no win situation. Let me tell you, I do not know ONE fucking happy marriage. Coincidence? Hardly. Marriage is an outdated idea, which has ran its course. Unfortunately, the religious nuts and the jewelers want us to believe that how things should be.

Don't get me wrong, there are exceptions. But very, very few. If you're young, DO NOT MARRY. Wait till you are older, if you must marry. A fucking wedding ring doesn't change a thing, people. In the end, she either wants to be with you or not. You shouldn't have to commit yourself for the rest of your life.

If you're gay, be thankful. At least you have an excuse for not being pressured into a marriage. People, learn from those of us who have been there.......

Lord Humungous · « **Reply #13 on:** June 25, 2008, 06:19:52 PM »

A sixer of Heineken and a firm slap on the ass should do

gordiano · « **Reply #14 on:** June 25, 2008, 06:21:05 PM »

Quote from: cap86 on June 25, 2008, 06:07:10 PM

Wouldn't it be easier these days to just buy her a house and give her a monthly stipend. In the end that's what she'll get anyways.

Like I said before. Marriage is hardly a win situation for most men.

It is better to be alone, than to have bad company....

Moosejay · « **Reply #15 on:** June 25, 2008, 06:22:33 PM »

Quote from: cheftim on June 25, 2008, 03:06:42 PM

Just don't be silly enough to get married?!

B-I-N-G-O.

Cap · « **Reply #16 on:** June 25, 2008, 06:58:47 PM »

Quote from: gordiano on June 25, 2008, 06:21:05 PM

Like I said before. Marriage is hardly a win situation for most men.

It is better to be alone, than to have bad company....

Yeah, I'm young so I'm thinking at least another 10 years so I can accumulate everything I really want so it won't be community property. I also plan to stash away so much cash that the whore will never know about. In the end it is better to just date for a long ass time and keep both houses if you decide to marry.

tu_holmes · « **Reply #17 on:** June 25, 2008, 07:00:46 PM »

Quote from: gordiano on June 25, 2008, 06:18:45 PM

Let me say this.....the problem begins when the women are little girls. For some fucking reason they are fed this bullshit about finding prince fucking charming, and the fairy tale takes off from there. Of course, little girls turn into grown women, and grown women for the most part grow up to be superficial (at least most in this country do).

So, these superficial bitches want a huge wedding, which is fucking retarded (since it's just one fucking day of your life), and a huge diamond ring....why, so they can show off to all the other bitches. Fucking pathetic.

For you fellow men with little girls, please, do your duty. Teach them proper. The last thing this world needs is more self absorbed, attention whores.

For the single men...do not marry. It's a no win situation. Let me tell you, I do not know ONE fucking happy marriage. Coincidence? Hardly. Marriage is an outdated idea, which has ran its course. Unfortunately, the religious nuts and the jewelers want us to believe that how things should be.

Don't get me wrong, there are exceptions. But very, very few. If you're young, DO NOT MARRY. Wait till you are older, if you must marry. A fucking wedding ring doesn't change a thing, people. In the end, she either wants to be with you or not. You shouldn't have to commit yourself for the rest of your life.

If you're gay, be thankful. At least you have an excuse for not being pressured into a marriage. People, learn from those of us who have been there.......

Testify!!!

Moosejay · « **Reply #18 on:** June 25, 2008, 07:06:00 PM »

Quote from: cap86 on June 25, 2008, 06:58:47 PM

Yeah, I'm young so I'm thinking at least another 10 years so I can accumulate everything I really want so it won't be community property. I also plan to stash away so much cash that the whore will never know about. In the end it is better to just date for a long ass time and keep both houses if you decide to marry.

Maybe get hitched when you are 60 or...then there will not be much time left for you to fuck things up

HTexan · « **Reply #19 on:** June 25, 2008, 07:06:16 PM »

Cap · « **Reply #20 on:** June 25, 2008, 07:07:45 PM »

Quote from: Moosejay on June 25, 2008, 07:06:00 PM

Maybe get hitched when you are 60 or...then there will not be much time left for you to fuck things up

Even women I know (family or close friends) say never before 30.

Moosejay · « **Reply #21 on:** June 25, 2008, 07:09:18 PM »

Quote from: cap86 on June 25, 2008, 07:07:45 PM

Even women I know (family or close friends) say never before 30.

DO NOT listen to what the women tell you.

Listen to YOURSELF.

30=still way too young.

Lotta life to go after that.

Sassyclassywoman · « **Reply #22 on:** June 25, 2008, 07:10:22 PM »

If you want a marriage to last you need to marry a woman that can hold her own. She should be educated, with a job and you should do the same. That will eliminate money problems which destroy most marriages. Secondly, you and she should hold similar values which can be heritage (you're asian, she's asian), religion, and opinions. Thirdly, meet her family. By looking at the woman's family, you are seeing what she will look like in the future and also where she came from as a person. Then, you should have a test run. Live with her at least a year to see if she is hiding anything from you about her personality, health and lifestyle. If you follow this, and it turns out right for you, then this marriage should definitely last.

JudgeReinhold · « **Reply #23 on:** June 25, 2008, 07:11:41 PM »

Always get the wife a really good ring, then she wont get upset when your coming home late from your girlfriends house.

Cap · « **Reply #24 on:** June 25, 2008, 07:13:36 PM »

Quote from: Sassyclassywoman on June 25, 2008, 07:10:22 PM

If you want a marriage to last you need to marry a woman that can hold her own. She should be educated, with a job and you should do the same. That will eliminate money problems which destroy most marriages. Secondly, you and she should hold similar values which can be heritage (you're asian, she's asian), religion, and opinions. Thirdly, meet her family. By looking at the woman's family, you are seeing what she will look like in the future and also where she came from as a person. Then, you should have a test run. Live with her at least a year to see if she is hiding anything from you about her personality, health and lifestyle. If you follow this, and it turns out right for you, then this marriage should definitely last.

Wrong on this account. That is the last thing to do to ensure that your relationships lasts. IMO, finding a secure, mature woman who has a career is the best bet. If she needs constant attention, needs to constantly party to enjoy life, and can't deal with alone time then you are looking for problems. I am so glad I figured at least that much out so far in life.