Speaking of which--someone posted a Wiki-like post about King Kamali that had to be one of the funniest things I've read here. Anyone still have it?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Kamali"King Kamali, real name Shahriar Kamali (born March 29, 1972 in Tehran, Iran), is a IFBB professional bodybuilder.
Known for his size and his ability to tickle his opponents' balls at press conferences and on the stage, Kamali is also known for his homoerotic posing style. Nicknamed "The Persian Cumdumptser" and "The Sperminator", Kamali was born in Tehran, Iran, but now lives in West New York, New Jersey and New City, New York. Kamali has a Bachelor of Science degree in Exercise Physiology from George Mason University[1]. The resulting knowledge about human kinesiology and sport nutrition combined with his distinctive posing styles makes Kamali a sought out bodybuilder for G4P seminars and schmoe appearances. He has been featured in many bodybuilding articles, as well as being on the cover of PLAYGIRL magazine."