Why not just a stack of pancakes with syrup bro?
I gotta go easy on sugar bro... especially mixed with cofee I go hypoglycemic afterwards...I might go with Eggs benedicts, extra eggs and chicken apple sausages.
Go with pigs in a blanket. I like IHOP cuz they give you your own pot of coffee so you don't have to wait for the filthy whore to come back and fill your cup up.