Author Topic: Getbig "bullshit" claims (Read 7880 times)

The Master · « **on:** June 30, 2008, 09:52:47 AM »

The current list of unbelieveable claims on Getbig

"I've got a 100 IQ" -> Bullshit, post a pic

"I've got a masters degree" -> Hahaha, not in a million years. Prove it.

"I can bench 300 pounds" -> bwaaahaaaahaaaahaaaahaaa ahaaaa you little liar. Post a video.

"I have a job" -> Bullshit.

"I have my own apt." _> bwaaahahahahaha, no you don't.

"I have a mensa level IQ" -> Not in a million years, that's impossible.

"I have a girlfriend" -> BULLSHIT, not in a gazillion years. HAHAHAHA: Post proof.

"I'm not gay. Seriously, I'm not gay (if you are Goatboy/G o t h b o y, you are gay by default)" -> HAHAHAHA Bullshit. Post pictures to prove that you're not gay

The Master · « **Reply #1 on:** June 30, 2008, 09:53:52 AM »

"I am 6 foot tall" -> HAAA HAAAA HAAAAA HAAAA HAAA Bullshit.

Brutal_1 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 30, 2008, 09:54:35 AM »

gayer than Garth Brook's tight jeans

240 is Back · « **Reply #3 on:** June 30, 2008, 09:55:47 AM »

Stark · « **Reply #4 on:** June 30, 2008, 09:56:08 AM »

I'm funny...no seriously I am

240 is Back · « **Reply #5 on:** June 30, 2008, 09:56:57 AM »

MisterMagoo · « **Reply #6 on:** June 30, 2008, 10:00:33 AM »

it's almost sad how many eminently reasonable claims are called "bullshit". apparently the vast majority of posters are half-retarded unemployed high school dropouts that still have the first condom they ever bought and it's still in the wrapper.

The Master · « **Reply #7 on:** June 30, 2008, 10:02:30 AM »

"I have friends" -> No, you don't.

The Master · « **Reply #8 on:** June 30, 2008, 10:04:48 AM »

"I have a 2,0 GPA". -> Bullshit.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #9 on:** June 30, 2008, 10:06:39 AM »

This thread has potential!

The Master · « **Reply #10 on:** June 30, 2008, 10:14:03 AM »

"I am a woman" -> Bullshit, post a pic.

MisterMagoo · « **Reply #11 on:** June 30, 2008, 10:17:09 AM »

"my arms are over 15 inches" <- hahhahah yeah right

"i own a car that's new" <- hahaha oh brother we got another millionaire

The Master · « **Reply #12 on:** June 30, 2008, 10:21:25 AM »

"I've got abs at 180" -> Hahaha ohh brother, we've got another 140 pound weakling

benchthis · « **Reply #13 on:** June 30, 2008, 10:30:25 AM »

I own a gym membership <----- bullshit everyone knows your a gay with muscle worship fantasy's

MisterMagoo · « **Reply #14 on:** June 30, 2008, 10:33:59 AM »

"i went out with friends this weekend" <- lol no way you spent all day on getbig

triple_pickle · « **Reply #15 on:** June 30, 2008, 10:37:24 AM »

"i have access to the internet"

benchthis · « **Reply #16 on:** June 30, 2008, 10:39:08 AM »

I only have 2,000 post in like 3 years of being here<------Bullshit you have like 23 gimmick accounts with 100,000 combined post

Tapeworm · « **Reply #17 on:** June 30, 2008, 10:42:49 AM »

anvil · « **Reply #18 on:** June 30, 2008, 11:26:43 AM »

"I play the guitar" --- Bullshit, you play Guitar hero III on your xbox and then beat off to pictures of Jimi Hendrix while wearing platform shoes and your grandma's bra.