Author Topic: The most common lie you hear from a woman... (Read 13103 times)

Croatch · « **on:** June 30, 2008, 01:17:09 PM »

"I'm a good girl."
"I never do this. Oh, this is soooo bad."

haha, Who are these sluts fooling? Typical lying female games..haha Shut your hole and let me in the other one.
BOOM!

240 is Back · « **Reply #1 on:** June 30, 2008, 01:18:35 PM »

Croatch · « **Reply #2 on:** June 30, 2008, 01:21:20 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on June 30, 2008, 01:18:35 PM

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Uncalled for. Did you post that same shit breeding skank on another post? haha

Stu · « **Reply #3 on:** June 30, 2008, 01:21:56 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on June 30, 2008, 01:18:35 PM

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That girl looks like she is carrying more disease than Africa.......

Your MAAAAaaaa · « **Reply #4 on:** June 30, 2008, 01:24:28 PM »

thats probably lunch in the toilet for that skank.

ta ta

BlueDevil · « **Reply #5 on:** June 30, 2008, 01:25:05 PM »

"wow, you're hung like a horse dude"

nicky.smth · « **Reply #6 on:** June 30, 2008, 01:33:47 PM »

Quote from: BlueDevil on June 30, 2008, 01:25:05 PM

"wow, you're hung like a horse dude"

Yes, i always hear the same thing..

Croatch · « **Reply #7 on:** June 30, 2008, 03:27:01 PM »

Quote from: BlueDevil on June 30, 2008, 01:25:05 PM

"wow, you're hung like a horse dude"

Actually, that's one I've never heard.

Every time I drop my pants, I just hear, "Awweee. It's so cute."
Is this bad?

onlyme · « **Reply #8 on:** June 30, 2008, 03:28:41 PM »

"Your weenie is so small"

Bast000 · « **Reply #9 on:** June 30, 2008, 03:37:21 PM »

"I'm smart"

or

"I have a good sense of humor"

Bast175 · « **Reply #10 on:** June 30, 2008, 03:38:09 PM »

Quote from: onlyme on June 30, 2008, 03:28:41 PM

"Your weenie is so small"

You're starting to lose weight!

hazbin · « **Reply #11 on:** June 30, 2008, 03:41:35 PM »

this carrot smells funny because i bought it at the fish store.

of course you're my first. why do guys keep asking me that??

Quickerblade · « **Reply #12 on:** June 30, 2008, 03:43:02 PM »

Quote from: Bast175 on June 30, 2008, 03:38:09 PM

You're starting to lose weight!

"Im classy"
"I dont usually do this"
"I cant believe im doing this"

kh300 · « **Reply #13 on:** June 30, 2008, 03:46:39 PM »

its your baby

Brixtonbulldog · « **Reply #14 on:** June 30, 2008, 03:51:49 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on June 30, 2008, 01:18:35 PM

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Flushing the toilet a thousand times won't wipe any shit off the girl...

you can't wash black off.

ironneck · « **Reply #15 on:** June 30, 2008, 03:55:01 PM »

"i usually don't swallow"

haha but it's hard not to swallow when ironneck forces you

J-boy · « **Reply #16 on:** June 30, 2008, 05:04:41 PM »

"Im really not a whore"

Dorian01 · « **Reply #17 on:** June 30, 2008, 05:08:17 PM »

Quote from: J-boy on June 30, 2008, 05:04:41 PM

"Im really not a whore"

+1 always saying they're not whores, because they know a friend of a friend who sleeps around a little bit more than they do.

Eat2Grow · « **Reply #18 on:** June 30, 2008, 05:09:02 PM »

"No, I don't mind if you go out with the boys."

candidizzle · « **Reply #19 on:** June 30, 2008, 05:10:35 PM »

Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on June 30, 2008, 03:51:49 PM

Flushing the toilet a thousand times won't wipe any shit off the girl...

you can't wash black off.

how can you even start to open your mouth on the political board and say shit like this ?

the opinion of an ignorant racist holds 0 weight in any policy discussion

SweetMuscles · « **Reply #20 on:** June 30, 2008, 05:12:13 PM »

It doesn't matter that you're a midget.

Jeffro · « **Reply #21 on:** June 30, 2008, 05:12:55 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on June 30, 2008, 01:18:35 PM

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Which one is the turd?

Dorian01 · « **Reply #22 on:** June 30, 2008, 05:14:19 PM »

Quote from: candidizzle on June 30, 2008, 05:10:35 PM

how can you even start to open your mouth on the political board and say shit like this ?

the opinion of an ignorant racist holds 0 weight in any policy discussion

Ad hominem.

candidizzle · « **Reply #23 on:** June 30, 2008, 05:16:29 PM »

Quote from: Dorian01 on June 30, 2008, 05:14:19 PM

Ad hominem.

so?

Brixtonbulldog · « **Reply #24 on:** June 30, 2008, 05:21:37 PM »

Quote from: candidizzle on June 30, 2008, 05:16:29 PM

so?

So you attack me to divert attention from the fact that I'm 100% correct in my assertion and you can't face it.

Quote from: candidizzle on June 30, 2008, 05:10:35 PM

how can you even start to open your mouth on the political board and say shit like this ?

the opinion of an ignorant racist holds 0 weight in any policy discussion

Because I'm smarter and more experienced than you.

One day you will grow up and open your eyes to the world around you and on that day you will thank me for speaking the truth.

Quote from: Jeffro on June 30, 2008, 05:12:55 PM

Which one is the turd?

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! ... exactly.