Author Topic: The most common lie you hear from a woman... (Read 13182 times)

Cap · « **Reply #50 on:** June 30, 2008, 07:23:11 PM »

"I like to hang out with guys because girls are all bitches."=I love being around cock

Tapeworm · « **Reply #51 on:** June 30, 2008, 07:25:16 PM »

There are more important things to me than money.

I'm not self absorbed.

I'm going to start a diet next week.

Brixtonbulldog · « **Reply #52 on:** June 30, 2008, 07:53:10 PM »

Quote from: candidizzle on June 30, 2008, 06:43:42 PM

okay cool, thanks for that information dude.

but i asked you to answer the questions i posed..

since THOSE questions are relvant to "political experience"... not those little tidbits you listed there

I already told your sorry ass... no comprende?

I don't have to Barack Obama with all his experience and such

to be more experienced than you when it comes to the issues.

Oh and I forgot to mention that I am probably much less experienced than you in the obesity department.

lift 456 · « **Reply #53 on:** June 30, 2008, 07:54:49 PM »

politics sucks guy.

focus on the men in the posing undershorts. far more important in bigger scheme of things.

Parker · « **Reply #54 on:** June 30, 2008, 08:09:27 PM »

"Tell me the truth, I like honesty in a man."

"Are you looking at my chest, I don't like that." (and she has three buttons undone, with glorious cleavage showing) and gets mad if you say, "yes"

"I like a man who is honest, loyal, hardworking and respectful" Her last five boyfriends were either jobless, jerks or thugs, or all three.

Thin Lizzy · « **Reply #55 on:** June 30, 2008, 09:16:42 PM »

You often hear this one from divorced women:

"I'm single and loving it!"

Translation:

"Oh, God, I need a man! Any man!! Please!!!"

Quickerblade · « **Reply #56 on:** June 30, 2008, 09:33:29 PM »

Quote from: Thin Lizzy on June 30, 2008, 09:16:42 PM

You often hear this one from divorced women:

"I'm single and loving it!"

Translation:

"Oh, God, I need a man! Any man!! Please!!!"

Sounds like jaguarenterprises..true story!

SweetMuscles · « **Reply #57 on:** June 30, 2008, 09:35:08 PM »

this is a classic:

'I dont even find him attractive'

Moosejay · « **Reply #58 on:** June 30, 2008, 09:38:05 PM »

"I don't know what I want..."

"I need some time..."

"Give me some space..."

ALL =

H squared which is equivalent to "Heave Ho"

Which is what has already happened to you if you hear any of these three sentences

Quickerblade · « **Reply #59 on:** June 30, 2008, 09:47:40 PM »

Quote from: Moosejay on June 30, 2008, 09:38:05 PM

"I don't know what I want..."

this means double penetration

Moosejay · « **Reply #60 on:** June 30, 2008, 09:49:02 PM »

Quote from: Quickerblade on June 30, 2008, 09:47:40 PM

this means double penetration

Yes, I hate indecision.

gordiano · « **Reply #61 on:** June 30, 2008, 09:49:25 PM »

Quote from: Croatch on June 30, 2008, 01:17:09 PM

"I'm a good girl."
"I never do this. Oh, this is soooo bad."

haha, Who are these sluts fooling? Typical lying female games..haha Shut your hole and let me in the other one.
BOOM!

Let me tell you this.....how do you know when a woman is lying?

When her lips are moving.

/end thread.

Thin Lizzy · « **Reply #62 on:** June 30, 2008, 09:56:21 PM »

Quote from: Parker on June 30, 2008, 08:09:27 PM

"I like a man who is honest, loyal, hardworking and respectful"

Translation:

"I want a man to support me financially and put up with an infinite amount of my sh!t"

Cap · « **Reply #63 on:** June 30, 2008, 10:00:31 PM »

"I just want to date a nice guy."

Translation: I just got fucked and dumped again. Now I need to loser to kiss my ass until I find the next douchebag.

gordiano · « **Reply #64 on:** June 30, 2008, 10:04:27 PM »

Gotta love those fucking lying bitches, when they take those stupid surveys you usually find in those airhead mags....

They never tell the truth. They always say one thing, but mean another. Is it a hormonal thing? Perhaps. They say they want a man who treats 'em right - BULLSHIT! Someone who makes 'em laugh - Bullshit! (if that were the case, I'd be dying next year from sex/pussy overdose) This type of shit goes on and on......

Let's face it. They are looking for the highest bidder. Whoever can provide them with the most bang for their buck. It has nothing to do with finding an honest, hardworking man.

My fellow men. Take back the power. Show them you deserve and want more. Fuck these attention whores. DO NOT MARRY! I cannot stress this enough. If a woman really wants to be with you, you should NOT HAVE TO MARRY HER. Love is the same, with or without a ring. Think about it.

Quickerblade · « **Reply #65 on:** June 30, 2008, 10:30:59 PM »

Quote from: gordiano on June 30, 2008, 10:04:27 PM

Gotta love those fucking lying bitches, when they take those stupid surveys you usually find in those airhead mags....

They never tell the truth. They always say one thing, but mean another. Is it a hormonal thing? Perhaps. They say they want a man who treats 'em right - BULLSHIT! Someone who makes 'em laugh - Bullshit! (if that were the case, I'd be dying next year from sex/pussy overdose) This type of shit goes on and on......

Let's face it. They are looking for the highest bidder. Whoever can provide them with the most bang for their buck. It has nothing to do with finding an honest, hardworking man.

My fellow men. Take back the power. Show them you deserve and want more. Fuck these attention whores. DO NOT MARRY! I cannot stress this enough. If a woman really wants to be with you, you should NOT HAVE TO MARRY HER. Love is the same, with or without a ring. Think about it.

My man, i agree with you 100%, guys these days are bitches, if you want to get married then cool, but if the girl is making ultimatums to get married just punch the whore in your mouth and fuck her sister.

Quickerblade is a mack-daddy, i tell girls what i want, thats why im happy and dont get depressed when a girl leaves my life, i recieve many PM's asking for help cause there girl left them, boys fuk that dumb slut, there a million of girls out there ready to do things your other bitch wouldnt do, be confident, smile, take her number "whats your number, i call you some time next week" this shit works

all i ask is dont treat them like shit, bad karma, just dont treat girls like princesses cause most likely she swallowed multiple loads from other men including me, and dont love them and make predictions in your head how the relationship is gonna turn out or your going to turn out like this dude

candidizzle · « **Reply #66 on:** June 30, 2008, 10:34:45 PM »

" no woman no cry" - bob marley

Jeffro · « **Reply #67 on:** June 30, 2008, 10:35:21 PM »

Quote from: Quickerblade on June 30, 2008, 10:30:59 PM

My man, i agree with you 100%, guys these days are bitches, if you want to get married then cool, but if the girl is making ultimatums to get married just punch the whore in your mouth and fuck her sister.

Quickerblade is a mack-daddy, i tell girls what i want, thats why im happy and dont get depressed when a girl leaves my life, i recieve many PM's asking for help cause there girl left them, boys fuk that dumb slut, there a million of girls out there ready to do things your other bitch wouldnt do, be confident, smile, take her number "whats your number, i call you some time next week" this shit works

all i ask is dont treat them like shit, bad karma, just dont treat girls like princesses cause most likely she swallowed multiple loads from other men including me, and dont love them and make predictions in your head how the relationship is gonna turn out or your going to turn out like this dude

Great post

candidizzle · « **Reply #68 on:** June 30, 2008, 10:40:00 PM »

" is this love " - bob marley

candidizzle · « **Reply #69 on:** June 30, 2008, 10:41:16 PM »

...and my favorite, the techno remix of "sun is shining" !!!!

get down, bitches;

makes you want to dance, doesnt it ?

Jeffro · « **Reply #70 on:** June 30, 2008, 10:41:50 PM »

Quote from: candidizzle on June 30, 2008, 10:40:00 PM

" is this love " - bob marley

Bob Marley is the shit

onlyme · « **Reply #71 on:** June 30, 2008, 10:44:47 PM »

Quote from: Bast175 on June 30, 2008, 03:38:09 PM

You're starting to lose weight!

What does you boyfriend tell you

gordiano · « **Reply #72 on:** June 30, 2008, 11:07:12 PM »

Quote from: Quickerblade on June 30, 2008, 10:30:59 PM

My man, i agree with you 100%, guys these days are bitches, if you want to get married then cool, but if the girl is making ultimatums to get married just punch the whore in your mouth and fuck her sister.

Quickerblade is a mack-daddy, i tell girls what i want, thats why im happy and dont get depressed when a girl leaves my life, i recieve many PM's asking for help cause there girl left them, boys fuk that dumb slut, there a million of girls out there ready to do things your other bitch wouldnt do, be confident, smile, take her number "whats your number, i call you some time next week" this shit works

all i ask is dont treat them like shit, bad karma, just dont treat girls like princesses cause most likely she swallowed multiple loads from other men including me, and dont love them and make predictions in your head how the relationship is gonna turn out or your going to turn out like this dude

QB dropping the knowlede, for our young getbiggers.

candidizzle · « **Reply #73 on:** June 30, 2008, 11:09:02 PM »

Quote from: gordiano on June 30, 2008, 11:07:12 PM

QB dropping the knowlede, for our young getbiggers.

quicker is tight. hes given me some tips and pointers.

sadly

im too much of self concious pusssssyyyy to put any of them to work

gordiano · « **Reply #74 on:** June 30, 2008, 11:18:09 PM »

Quote from: candidizzle on June 30, 2008, 11:09:02 PM

quicker is tight. hes given me some tips and pointers.

sadly

im too much of self concious pusssssyyyy to put any of them to work

Learn you will, young Jedi.