The most common lie you hear from a woman...

[Jeffro]

I wish I had half the knowledge and confidence that QB has.  He is the master 

[Quickerblade]

quicker is tight. hes given me some tips and pointers.

sadly

im too much of self concious pusssssyyyy   to put any of them to work 

i should ban you from pming dizzle if you refuse to put my tips to action, Fine, let someone else get head from the chick you like, i was at the gym today, the personal trainer there keeps looking at me, i left her alone cause i thought she was still going out with the other personal training dude that works there, i didnt want any dramas at my gym, but i had a chat with her today
QB"Hey, how you going" "hows peter?"
Sexy blonde"we broke up" 
QB"Oh, its hard ay, to live and work with someone" i say this while nodding my head, she agrees
Sexy blonde"Yeah" 
QB"Well your a bachelorette now" she laughed
QB"we should catch up one night for dinner and drinks"
Sexy blonde "yeah that will be great"
QB"whats your number" and i asked this in the middle of the cardio theatre amongst many onlookers, after i entered the digits in my number i bounced..

[IronForever]

The most common lie you hear from a woman......that shes a virgin?

[gordiano]

The most common lie you hear from a woman......that shes a virgin?

Gotta love that one......

[Jeffro]

Gotta love that one......

Fucking whores    cant trust em

[Quickerblade]

Fucking whores    cant trust em

its not about trust, its about not becoming attached emotionally, like what deniro told pacino in HEAT

"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat"

ever seen a heartbroken man before?? its the most disgusting sight on the planet.

[RZA]

-"I'm not money hungry"

-"I'm not selfish" or "actually I'm a very generous person"

-I usually never do this on the first night

-I wouldn't be cheating if he hadn't started

-You're so funny (means "I'd like to see your dick before sunrise to know if I'm wasting my time or not)

And on and on and on....

[Quickerblade]

"I was drunk"  actually men and woman use that

[Jeffro]

its not about trust, its about not becoming attached emotionally, like what deniro told pacino in HEAT

"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat"

ever seen a heartbroken man before?? its the most disgusting sight on the planet.

Yea i have...My friend is 22 and hes dating an 18 year old.  On and off for a couple years.  She breaks up with him every few months, goes and plays around for a few more, then comes back.  Hes a horrible wreck while shes gone, and then lets her back once again    Its pretty sad watching a grown man cry over a girl.    Hes so attached to this bitch, such a weak ass pussy.  He says that "shes the one"  

[Monster81]

teenagers: "i never sucked a cock"

[Quickerblade]

 He says that "shes the one"  

yep, shes the one the boys run a train on, he is a loser, the girl he treats so well is getting fucked by guys that couldnt give a fuck bout her.. shes only seeing him cause its "cool" for a 18 year old to have a boyfriend..

[Jeffro]

yep, shes the one the boys run a train on, he is a loser, the girl he treats so well is getting fucked by guys that couldnt give a fuck bout her.. shes only seeing him cause its "cool" for a 18 year old to have a boyfriend..

Dude you hit this one right on the head.  Thats the situation to a T. 

[RZA]

They love to have an older boyfriend especially. They feel like they've reached womanhood once an older guy goes crazy for them.

[Quickerblade]

Dude you hit this one right on the head.  Thats the situation to a T. 

I have bitches on lock, i know what a girl will do before she does,  generally there all the same.

[Jeffro]

They love to have an older boyfriend especially. They feel like they've reached womanhood once an older guy goes crazy for them.

Agreed

[Quickerblade]

guys need to stop being bitches..
dont be like "If your not doing anything on friday would you like to go for a drink" thats garbage
 do it the QB way "Me, you, Drinks friday night, i pick you up at 7pm"

[Jeffro]

I have bitches on lock, i know what a girl will do before she does,  generally there all the same.

Haha yea man I can tell.  You're pretty damn knowledgable on the subject of women.  Me, i cant figure the ladies out to save my life    Im not a bitch like my friend, I tend to be more of an asshole

[AGB]

 
Quickerblade, yes:

"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."

I wrote my honor's thesis on this. It applies to every aspect of life; every single one: money, health, love, lust, revenge, possessions, church, nostalgia, pride, honor, mother, father, wife, husband; right? However, what about one's children? Would the same tenet apply if your child was draped over the fulcrum?

[RZA]

I have bitches on lock, i know what a girl will do before she does,  generally there all the same.

You're right but never tell them that they're all the same even if it's true. Women hate that, they feel the need to be special. And if you want the best out of them, you got to make them believe that they are. With minimal cost I should add.

[AGB]

"I understand you have to work late tonight, baby."

[Quickerblade]

Quickerblade, yes:

"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner."

I wrote my honor's thesis on this. It applies to every aspect of life; every single one: money, health, love, lust, revenge, possessions, church, nostalgia, pride, honor, mother, father, wife, husband; right? However, what about one's children? Would the same tenet apply if your child was draped over the fulcrum?

Good point, if i had kids i couldnt walk out on them, no way..when i talk bout being attached im talking bout relationships, but its easier to say then do..

[Quickerblade]

You're right but never tell them that they're all the same even if it's true. Women hate that, they feel the need to be special. And if you want the best out of them, you got to make them believe that they are. With minimal cost I should add.

i never tell them that, i tell em what they wanna hear, generally they wanna hear themselves, trust me, if your on a date let the girl do the talking, if she asks you a question give the most politically correct answer you can, if you try give smart ass replies she will hate you, keep it simple, be alpha male, but dont talk to much, you will talk yourself out the pussy

[RZA]

Agreed. They love to talk and they love it if they feel they can confide in you. They list "being able to listen" as a rare quality in men. Which actually means "I love to talk endlessly and no one can stand it except this guy it seems so I guess I'll fuck him so I can go on babbling for ages".

[Quickerblade]

Agreed. They love to talk and they love it if they feel they can confide in you. They list "being able to listen" as a rare quality in men. Which actually means "I love to talk endlessly and no one can stand it except this guy it seems so I guess I'll fuck him so I can go on babbling for ages".

you know how i treat hoes, i slam them on there back like dominos

[lift 456]

if the girl is making ultimatums to get married just punch the whore in your mouth and fuck her sister.

LMAO