Author Topic: The most common lie you hear from a woman... (Read 13141 times)

Croatch · « **Reply #100 on:** July 01, 2008, 04:03:16 AM »

Great posts fellas. Hysterical and so true.
The best one:
"Nothing more pathetic, than seeing a broken hearted man...cause his bitch just dumped him."
hahah, so true.
Guilty twice in life.

Cry it up bitch! haha
I find, if a girl I date has really big boobs, I'm pretty defenseless. I think it's a chemical imbalance? I get pretty emotionally attached. Try playing with a toy for hundreds of hours, then having someone take them away...you can't help but shed a tear..haha

Just look at my avatar. Oversized boob dependent. $:-\$

lift 456 · « **Reply #101 on:** July 01, 2008, 04:11:10 AM »

Quote from: Croatch on July 01, 2008, 04:03:16 AM

Just look at my avatar.

you're getting thin up top. bro.

Croatch · « **Reply #102 on:** July 01, 2008, 04:14:11 AM »

Quote from: lift 456 on July 01, 2008, 04:11:10 AM

you're getting thin up top. bro.

Thanks for the head up on that. That was a few years back, imagine now. It's amazing I even get laid...hahah

Quickerblade · « **Reply #103 on:** July 01, 2008, 04:17:02 AM »

Quote from: Croatch on July 01, 2008, 04:03:16 AM

Great posts fellas. Hysterical and so true.
The best one:
"Nothing more pathetic, than seeing a broken hearted man...cause his bitch just dumped him."
hahah, so true.
Guilty twice in life. Cry it up bitch! haha
I find, if a girl I date has really big boobs, I'm pretty defenseless. I think it's a chemical imbalance? I get pretty emotionally attached. Try playing with a toy for hundreds of hours, then having someone take them away...you can't help but shed a tear..haha Just look at my avatar. Oversized boob dependent. $:-\$

Ive been there, done that, you know how to avoid heartbreak, fuck her as early as possible, the worst kind of heartbreak is when you love a bitch and u never even got the pussy, thats a life sentence.

Jeffro · « **Reply #104 on:** July 01, 2008, 04:17:19 AM »

Quote from: lift 456 on July 01, 2008, 04:11:10 AM

you're getting thin up top. bro.

Don't hate, congratulate

lift 456 · « **Reply #105 on:** July 01, 2008, 04:17:54 AM »

Quote from: Croatch on July 01, 2008, 04:14:11 AM

Thanks for the head up on that. That was a few years back, imagine now. It's amazing I even get laid...hahah

those boobies look very nice. you should post more of her.

Croatch · « **Reply #106 on:** July 01, 2008, 04:23:17 AM »

Quote from: lift 456 on July 01, 2008, 04:17:54 AM

those boobies look very nice. you should post more of her.

Believe it or not, a great face...at least an 8 or higher there. Flat butt though...god's cruel joke. I remember seeing after a year of being broken up, I kneeled down on the kitchen floor, and put that oversized titty in my mouth...god damn, I loves me some huge jugs.

spinnis · « **Reply #107 on:** July 01, 2008, 04:23:54 AM »

"im not a slut"

lift 456 · « **Reply #108 on:** July 01, 2008, 04:24:10 AM »

Quote from: Croatch on July 01, 2008, 04:23:17 AM

Believe it or not, a great face...at least an 8 or higher there. Flat butt though...god's cruel joke. I remember seeing after a year of being broken up, I kneeled down on the kitchen floor, and put that oversized titty in my mouth...god damn, I loves me some huge jugs.

she let you, even after you dumped her?

Quickerblade · « **Reply #109 on:** July 01, 2008, 04:27:15 AM »

Quote from: Swede! on July 01, 2008, 04:23:54 AM

"im not a slut"

"Im on the pill"

spinnis · « **Reply #110 on:** July 01, 2008, 04:29:56 AM »

Quote from: Quickerblade on July 01, 2008, 04:27:15 AM

"Im on the pill"

"Im not gonna do anything on the party this weekend because I know how angry you would get."

Quickerblade · « **Reply #111 on:** July 01, 2008, 04:31:12 AM »

Quote from: Swede! on July 01, 2008, 04:29:56 AM

"Im not gonna do anything on the party this weekend because I know how angry you would get."

"his just a friend"

spinnis · « **Reply #112 on:** July 01, 2008, 04:32:41 AM »

"I have never fucked on the first date before"

Croatch · « **Reply #113 on:** July 01, 2008, 04:33:02 AM »

Quote from: lift 456 on July 01, 2008, 04:24:10 AM

she let you, even after you dumped her?

That's just a given. I don't care if she's married. If she's in my presence, that big milk bladder, is in my mouth. A nice big ass is great too, but some nice big titties, are great.

True story: When the Croatch was just a 10 year old boy, he was walking with his buddy at a mall. A woman walked by with decent sized jugs. Kid Croatch goes, "Man, those were big ones!"
At the early age of 10, I knew what I wanted in life.

Face isn't anything special, but damn...right up my alley.

spinnis · « **Reply #114 on:** July 01, 2008, 04:34:46 AM »

Quote from: Quickerblade on July 01, 2008, 04:31:12 AM

"his just a friend"

"it was just a goodbye kiss I haven´t seen him in 3 years"

lift 456 · « **Reply #115 on:** July 01, 2008, 04:35:28 AM »

croatch, you are my new role model!

Croatch · « **Reply #116 on:** July 01, 2008, 04:35:45 AM »

Quote from: Swede! on July 01, 2008, 04:32:41 AM

"I have never fucked on the first date before"

My reply, "I know, you've been waiting for me all these years."

Quickerblade · « **Reply #117 on:** July 01, 2008, 04:38:18 AM »

my girlfriends neighbour found out he was fucking a friend of hers, he quickly pointed out the time she fucked 3 guys at her friends house

"It doesnt count, I was drunk"

spinnis · « **Reply #118 on:** July 01, 2008, 04:42:15 AM »

"Swede, I never done this before"

spinnis · « **Reply #119 on:** July 01, 2008, 04:45:10 AM »

"I need my own personal space"

No you don´t bitch.

Croatch · « **Reply #120 on:** July 01, 2008, 04:45:59 AM »

Quote from: Quickerblade on July 01, 2008, 04:38:18 AM

my girlfriends neighbour found out he was fucking a friend of hers, he quickly pointed out the time she fucked 3 guys at her friends house

"It doesnt count, I was drunk"

haha, Of course. I remember a girl I used to date, when we first started going out...telling me, I've only had one, one night stand...it was with my GUY FRIEND....but "I think he put something in my drink".

Translation: I got a little drunk, and fucked someone with no rubber. Then realized I'm a whore.
haha, Nice job.

spinnis · « **Reply #121 on:** July 01, 2008, 05:04:37 AM »

Or how they complain about how they got hit in all the time in clubs, yet they give out their real fucking number to Everyone within a fucking minute.

Epic sluts.

Quickerblade · « **Reply #122 on:** July 01, 2008, 05:11:02 AM »

Quote from: Swede! on July 01, 2008, 05:04:37 AM

Or how they complain about how they got hit in all the time in clubs, yet they give out their real fucking number to Everyone within a fucking minute.

Epic sluts.

let me explain this part, they will give there numbers, complain to there friends "so many sleazy guys here tonight" but the moment they have a low self esteem moment and a guy calls them BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM
..fuck dinner, its just fucking, always pick a chick u think has low self esteem, remember most hot chicks dont fuck alot. the ones that just broke up with her boy will suck your cock on her mum front door, if you play your cards right.

spinnis · « **Reply #123 on:** July 01, 2008, 05:19:01 AM »

"I will do anything you say"

Quickerblade · « **Reply #124 on:** July 01, 2008, 05:20:39 AM »

heres a lie that we always say "dont worry, i wont cum in your mouth"

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