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Earl1972

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Re: The most common lie you hear from a woman...
« Reply #150 on: July 01, 2008, 01:23:44 PM »
"i hate muscles"

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Re: The most common lie you hear from a woman...
« Reply #151 on: July 01, 2008, 01:29:03 PM »
Quote from: db2431 on July 01, 2008, 11:44:59 AM
I had a one night stand once where I munched on the beefy curtains then wondered why she wouldnt give head "I dont do that unless I really know someone", to which she added "but I do everything else", after which I stuck it straight up her ass :D
Another "moral highground" walker. ;D  Those are the best.
My favorite...but mentioned before, "I never have sex this soon....or we should wait."  FAST FORWARD 22 HOURS.  BANG! ;D
Yes, I have so much more respect for you now.  Now clean that load of yourself, you're a mess! :D

The longest I've waited in years has been 2 weeks.  This was worth waiting for, but after I was done, I said....fuck it...just not worth jumping through hoops for any pussy.  If she were a great person, different story.  She was shocked when I told her, "I don't see it working out." ;D  Then again, so was I.  34ddd, better than my previous best, great ass too.  Some people are simply not worth being around, just to get laid.  I retreated home and proceeded to get closer with my online porn collection...true story. :D
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Re: The most common lie you hear from a woman...
« Reply #152 on: July 01, 2008, 01:32:05 PM »
the longest i waited was 2 weeks as well !

most of the time it will go down the first time we are alone and in a suitable setting though

give me a half hour of this nonsense "foreplay" and its good to go

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Re: The most common lie you hear from a woman...
« Reply #153 on: July 01, 2008, 01:33:20 PM »
Quote from: Earl1972 on July 01, 2008, 01:23:44 PM
"i hate muscles"

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they all find bodybuilders gross but in the end they all fuck them.
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Re: The most common lie you hear from a woman...
« Reply #154 on: July 01, 2008, 01:37:23 PM »
'i want a man that respects me'
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Re: The most common lie you hear from a woman...
« Reply #155 on: July 01, 2008, 01:37:27 PM »
Quote from: gordiano on June 30, 2008, 10:04:27 PM
Gotta love those fucking lying bitches, when they take those stupid surveys you usually find in those airhead mags....

They never tell the truth. They always say one thing, but mean another. Is it a hormonal thing? Perhaps. They say they want a man who treats 'em right - BULLSHIT! Someone who makes 'em laugh - Bullshit! (if that were the case, I'd be dying next year from sex/pussy overdose) This type of shit goes on and on......


Let's face it. They are looking for the highest bidder. Whoever can provide them with the most bang for their buck. It has nothing to do with finding an honest, hardworking man.

My fellow men. Take back the power. Show them you deserve and want more. Fuck these attention whores. DO NOT MARRY! I cannot stress this enough. If a woman really wants to be with you, you should NOT HAVE TO MARRY HER. Love is the same, with or without a ring. Think about it.
I was thinking more myspace surveys.  These are by far, the funniest.  You'd think it was some attractive guy asking them all these questions.  Sometimes, you'll sense the excitement in their replies...maybe a lol, etc..haha
"haha, I can't believe you're asking me that Jim...haha" ::)  Yeah, rather than a wedding ring, I like the idea of just stamping "SOLD" on their hand.  I may have been close to thinking about marriage once in life...again, if you suck a big titty long enough, you'll do all sorts of dumb shit.  Good thing that passed.
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Re: The most common lie you hear from a woman...
« Reply #156 on: July 01, 2008, 01:41:27 PM »
Some Brutal Truth in this thread  8)
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Re: The most common lie you hear from a woman...
« Reply #157 on: July 01, 2008, 01:45:45 PM »
Quote from: slaveboy1980 on July 01, 2008, 01:37:23 PM
'i want a man that respects me'
yeah right ...then when its f ucking time.... "Act like your raping me ...... make your hand like a gun and tell me that your going to kill me.....grab  my hair , harder , harder..."
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Re: The most common lie you hear from a woman...
« Reply #158 on: July 01, 2008, 03:56:36 PM »
" I usually don't do this on a first date...just haven't been on teh dating scene for a while ...this tim only..."
"i'm not  a whore"

srippers number one lie -
"- i'm just working my way through college......
-what are you studing?...
-...nursing"
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Re: The most common lie you hear from a woman...
« Reply #159 on: July 01, 2008, 04:28:37 PM »
Dating is all about getting laid and finding that special someone. You go through the whole lot of 'em until you either find someone to settle down with for however long it may be, or you find out that you like fucking all sorts of chicks. There really is only two sides to the coin.

And here is a solid quote from my college days....

"I usually don't do stuff like this..."  20 minutes later "I want you to fuck the shit out of me!"
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Re: The most common lie you hear from a woman...
« Reply #160 on: July 01, 2008, 04:38:48 PM »
Quote from: candidizzle on July 01, 2008, 01:32:05 PM
the longest i waited was 2 weeks as well !

most of the time it will go down the first time we are alone and in a suitable setting though

give me a half hour of this nonsense "foreplay" and its good to go


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