NEVER, EVER Fight over.....

[Moosejay]

....a woman.

I never have.

However...

Earlier today, my gf and I were walking the dogs at a local dogpark.

We got into a loud argument (somethingf I RARELY do...but I swear, she is a warlike creature...maybe has Amazon blood).

I was walking ahead of her...I yelled something back at her...

Suddenly, some guy yells, "What did you say to me...?"

" I was not talking to you..."

"Well, that is no way to talk to anyone, pal...," he said.

"Listen, friend...I don't think someone as fat as you is hardly qualified to give out advice...you'd be far better served walking 50 laps around this park than fighting with me..."

I said this very calmly. Suddenly, he was the only one screaming...and the two fat broads with him dragged him away, as he was approaching me in a menacing way.

I don't think I would have hit him...after all, I am wearing a cast on my arm.

This ain't really like fighting over a girl...but...if she were not there, I would have not gotten into this fix in the first place.

Please, friends, never, ever fight over a woman. Hopefully, few of you will regale us of stories similar or worse than this 

[chaos]

Oh brother.


Getbig therapy 101 is now in session...........

[Moosejay]

Oh brother.


Getbig therapy 101 is now in session...........

I like you better over at the 'positive' board.

[IronForever]

Omg this is threads gay I cant take it anymore!!!!!!

[titusisback]

Thanks for sharing your dream with us

Now, decrease your pain medication dose

[body88]

....a woman.

I never have.

However...

Earlier today, my gf and I were walking the dogs at a local dogpark.

We got into a loud argument (somethingf I RARELY do...but I swear, she is a warlike creature...maybe has Amazon blood).

I was walking ahead of her...I yelled something back at her...

Suddenly, some guy yells, "What did you say to me...?"

" I was not talking to you..."

"Well, that is no way to talk to anyone, pal...," he said.

"Listen, friend...I don't think someone as fat as you is hardly qualified to give out advice...you'd be far better served walking 50 laps around this park than fighting with me..."

I said this very calmly. Suddenly, he was the only one screaming...and the two fat broads with him dragged him away, as he was approaching me in a menacing way.

I don't think I would have hit him...after all, I am wearing a cast on my arm.

This ain't really like fighting over a girl...but...if she were not there, I would have not gotten into this fix in the first place.

Please, friends, never, ever fight over a woman. Hopefully, few of you will regale us of stories similar or worse than this 

You have to back up the beef if you are going to yell at your old lady in public. Honestly, that fat dude kinda punked you. If he came at you, you shoulda dropped him....just sayin.

[chaos]

I like you better over at the 'positive' board.

LOL.

[Moosejay]

Thanks for sharing your dream with us

Now, decrease your pain medication dose

Actually, my dose will be upped in two days

[youandme]

he's right

bros before hoes

[Moosejay]

You have to back up the beef if you are going to yell at your old lady in public. Honestly, that fat dude kinda punked you. If he came at you, you shoulda dropped him....just sayin.

I thought of that, but I have too much to lose to get sued, which is what happens these days. Out of character for me...I rarely raise my voice.

I would have hit him hard with my cane, however....right in the tibialis anterior...2nd in pain only to the nutsack

And no...when I calmly mentioned his fatness, all was lost on his end

[JohnnyVegas]

Omg this is threads gay I cant take it anymore!!!!!!

Man that looks like fun...... I would be too fucking scared to jump I think from that far up  

[Moosejay]

he's right

bros before hoes

The old mainstay:

"Never be delegated by the powers of the puss.."

[Moosejay]

Omg this is threads gay I cant take it anymore!!!!!!

red X

[Jeffro]

How big was the dude?  Could you have taken him?

[Moosejay]

How big was the dude?  Could you have taken him?

I must admit, I have never had a fight in my life.

And I was a doorman for 7 years in college.

But I was expert in talking people out of dicey situations.

Him....he was, truly, a fat bag of s---.

I actually felt bad for him on the drive home. He was about 5'7", 250-275 pounds...none of it quality tissue.

Looked like he may have just gone through a breakup or divorce and the two ladies he was with were consoling him or something

In my present state of poor health, it would be no-contest for nearly anyone to kick my butt, currently

[Moosejay]

Omg this is threads gay I cant take it anymore!!!!!!

I guess we all know this one is a Gimmick...JJ or SF?

[gordiano]

....a woman.

I never have.

However...

Earlier today, my gf and I were walking the dogs at a local dogpark.

We got into a loud argument (somethingf I RARELY do...but I swear, she is a warlike creature...maybe has Amazon blood).

I was walking ahead of her...I yelled something back at her...

Suddenly, some guy yells, "What did you say to me...?"

" I was not talking to you..."

"Well, that is no way to talk to anyone, pal...," he said.

"Listen, friend...I don't think someone as fat as you is hardly qualified to give out advice...you'd be far better served walking 50 laps around this park than fighting with me..."

I said this very calmly. Suddenly, he was the only one screaming...and the two fat broads with him dragged him away, as he was approaching me in a menacing way.

I don't think I would have hit him...after all, I am wearing a cast on my arm.

This ain't really like fighting over a girl...but...if she were not there, I would have not gotten into this fix in the first place.

Please, friends, never, ever fight over a woman. Hopefully, few of you will regale us of stories similar or worse than this 

What a stupid fuck, that jackass was....

[Moosejay]

What a stupid fuck, that jackass was....

Yes. That is how people get shot to death. These days, you must watch how you behave around others. This guy was not a scholar on so many levels. But, nothing you don't see every day, anywhere

[gordiano]

Yes. That is how people get shot to death. These days, you must watch how you behave around others. This guy was not a scholar on so many levels. But, nothing you don't see every day, anywhere

Yep. That's the scary part.

First off, why would you even be talking to the fat fuck? Hello, you don't know him. Then to "come at you" for a misunderstanding (on his part)....not very bright....

[Moosejay]

Yep. That's the scary part.

First off, why would you even be talking to the fat fuck? Hello, you don't know him. Then to "come at you" for a misunderstanding (on his part)....not very bright....

Yeah...believe me. Ironically, I didn't really want to go to that park today. Too many people...I like to have peace and just hang out and read. The gf likes to be out and about....too many variables with all the whackos out there these days.....

[tommywishbone]

I have  a policy of never fighting anyone who calls me "Pal." Now if they call me "Turbo" or 'Sizzlechest"... oh it's game on! 

[Moosejay]

I have  a policy of never fighting anyone who calls me "Pal." Now if they call me "Turbo" or 'Sizzlechest"... oh it's game on! 

Yeah..."pal" and "fight"....kinda an oxymoron.....or he is just a moron....

[candidizzle]

what did you yell at your gf ?

[youandme]

what did you yell at your gf ?

did you not read the story?

she was walking too damn slow

[spinnis]