Techno Viking is the future ruler of the universe. Some people will try to tell you that he is a just a German shopkeep named Hans Shlepkopper, but this is obviously a lie. His story begins in old viking times. Techno Viking was born to rave, however there was no techno music back then so he was preserved in what is now known as Germany for future generations to bring to life when music worthy of Techno Viking's awesomeness was invented. Holy fucking shit, this man is fucking better than you are and he will eat your soul without a single goddamn word of warning.
A very special scene is the following:
When the guy gives him the piece of paper at 1.59, this is technoviking's university results,he's got the highest score ever recorded & can have any job on earth. Technoviking rips up the results & says" I spit & dance in the face of the establishment,as long as my followers want to dance.......they just have to whisper my name & I will be there to lead them........ our leader has sacrificed for us, we must give back to him by taking to the streets this friday night & repaying him in dance!