2years ago
A minor incident in a hotel, me vs a bunch of drunk
Darwin award candidate Englishmen
They tried to break into my hotel room, from the balcony.
My girl yelled at them and they ran away.
I found 2 of them hiding in their room with the lights off.
I went in there turned on the lights and shoved them around
threw them on their beds and told them to stay there.
They apologized claiming they were messing with their friends
and went to the wrong room.
I went back to my room, they ran and brought 4 of their friends
and also waved a stungun zapping in the air.
6very drunk skinny fat non trained guys it should be almost fun,
unless I got unlucky somehow.
I told them to stop yelling and stop zapping in the air(that thing was noisy as hell)
people will wake up and spoil all the fun, lets do this now fast.
A standoff, and the 4guys dragged the 2 away.
The 2 were yelling steroid freak!!
I was quite happy hearing that, I am very lean but not huge, don't juice, so that is a compliment.
1guy passed out and they had to take him to hospital, drug overdose.
The hotel owner is my friend.
The next day she asked me if I allowed them to stay there 2more nights
or if she should give half the deposit back and kick them out.
I told her to let them stay.
If they caused any more trouble we would confiscate their passports
making them miss their flight back home.
The rest of their stay everytime they had to walk by me they looked down
and walked past as fast as they could.
The 6morons still have no idea that I knew the owner and knew the 2cops that came there every evening
playing cards for money during their on duty working hours.