After having met privately with the council, Johnny has decided to take his most spiritual sabbatical ever; a chance for the deepest introspection possible, the likes not seen since Luke went to Dagobah, and it appears to have coincided rather magically with his forgetting his Getbig password. Nevertheless we Falcons are privileged to be receiving brief glimpses of his Falconship's oft-blinding insight, most recently coming to us in the form of AOL IM texts forwarded to McFarlandphoneTM at 3AM, which he wanted conveyed to the other Falcons. Here goes.
drunk=knurd=nerd
weed=deew=Do weed instead?
Whew.
As a side note, I met Antoine Vaillant at the gym Monday night and he'd already put on 17 pounds, weighing in at 257 after his 240-lb 2nd Place finish in his show Saturday. Apparently MD's flown he and the guy that won Stavios's class in for photoshoots. Antoine was scheduled to shoot with Charles Glass Tuesday. These young Falcons have bright futures indeed.