Author Topic: New Falconscripture From Johnny Falconscribe And General Falcon Updates  (Read 1436 times)

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After having met privately with the council, Johnny has decided to take his most spiritual sabbatical ever; a chance for the deepest introspection possible, the likes not seen since Luke went to Dagobah, and it appears to have coincided rather magically with his forgetting his Getbig password.  Nevertheless we Falcons are privileged to be receiving brief glimpses of his Falconship's oft-blinding insight, most recently coming to us in the form of AOL IM texts forwarded to McFarlandphoneTM at 3AM, which he wanted conveyed to the other Falcons.  Here goes.     

drunk=knurd=nerd
weed=deew=Do weed instead?


Whew.

As a side note, I met Antoine Vaillant at the gym Monday night and he'd already put on 17 pounds, weighing in at 257 after his 240-lb 2nd Place finish in his show Saturday.  Apparently MD's flown he and the guy that won Stavios's class in for photoshoots.  Antoine was scheduled to shoot with Charles Glass Tuesday.  These young Falcons have bright futures indeed.   







El_Pajero

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Hi.

ChestBrockwell

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Hi.

only been here a short time but i smell gimmick ...anyone else ?
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That's for the Falcon update McWeegar! I have been wondering were the master was hiding. O+live oil= Optimum living!
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I'm confused.
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Epic_Monster

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I'm confused.

Con+fused= To lie and bring together!

Contradiction?
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The Master

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Debussey, please fist my ass HARD, IM SO HORNY!! AHHHHRG!


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You = ARSE  ;D
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The Master

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Debussey, my arse is an open door for you!! I INVITE YOUR FIST AND HEAD INTO MY ASSHOLE!


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bahahaha - why do I have the feeling that I'm digging my own grave here  :P
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bahahaha - why do I have the feeling that I'm digging my own grave here  :P

G+Rave= gee rave? Great grave rave?

I'm not sure, I flunked falcon school.  :-\

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? + ?=??
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gayer than asking a buddy to inject you in the glutes...with a complimentary reach around
just not good enough

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gayer than asking a buddy if this thing seems to be growing

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Gayer than purple font.
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Gayer than pink

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great
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bump.
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