Today's Robbery...

[Mr. Cortisol]

....nothing like this has ever happened to me before

Five minutes after I get the call that my boss doesn't need me to work this month

Went to bank this morning, to check my balance

was walking into bank, check card in hand

Old, scrawny bastard with ILS walks right by me, big wad of cash in his hand...

I grabbed his money, obviously... took off running and went and down to the community college and enrolled in a fall class.  I had some money left over, which I donated to the obama campaign.  They were on campus too.

Happened in a blink of the eye.

I don't know what to think as of now... I feel bad for the old guy... real short, ugly, with a moustache like a cat shit on his lip.

[Camel Jockey]

....nothing like this has ever happened to me before

Five minutes after I get the call that my boss doesn't need me to work this month

Went to bank this morning, to check my balance

was walking into bank, check card in hand

Old, scrawny bastard with ILS walks right by me, big wad of cash in his hand...

I grabbed his money, obviously... took off running and went and down to the community college and enrolled in a fall class.  I had some money left over, which I donated to the obama campaign.  They were on campus too.

Happened in a blink of the eye.

I don't know what to think as of now... I feel bad for the old guy... real short, ugly, with a moustache like a cat shit on his lip.

 

[willl]

superb sense of humor

[Kwon]

Typical Getbig-humor, a kind of humor not found anywhere else.

[El_Pajero]

Typical Getbig-humor, a kind of humor not found anywhere else.

Go fuck yourself little bitch.

[Red Hook]

....nothing like this has ever happened to me before

Five minutes after I get the call that my boss doesn't need me to work this month

Went to bank this morning, to check my balance

was walking into bank, check card in hand

Old, scrawny bastard with ILS walks right by me, big wad of cash in his hand...

I grabbed his money, obviously... took off running and went and down to the community college and enrolled in a fall class.  I had some money left over, which I donated to the obama campaign.  They were on campus too.

Happened in a blink of the eye.

I don't know what to think as of now... I feel bad for the old guy... real short, ugly, with a moustache like a cat shit on his lip.

I just happened to be walking by that area and saw a guy drop down to his posing thong and pull a most muscular then a double back bi showing the cops how he tried to defend himself before the "gang of 10 people" rushed off with his money

[Kwon]

Go fuck yourself little bitch.

Where else can you find sensational humor such as the getbig-humor, Melvin?

[dr.chimps]

....nothing like this has ever happened to me before

Five minutes after I get the call that my boss doesn't need me to work this month

Went to bank this morning, to check my balance

was walking into bank, check card in hand

Old, scrawny bastard with ILS walks right by me, big wad of cash in his hand...

I grabbed his money, obviously... took off running and went and down to the community college and enrolled in a fall class.  I had some money left over, which I donated to the obama campaign.  They were on campus too.

Happened in a blink of the eye.

I don't know what to think as of now... I feel bad for the old guy... real short, ugly, with a moustache like a cat shit on his lip.

LOL. 'You know....this means WAR!'   

[CARTEL]

Well played Mr. Cortisol.