BRUTAL OWNAGE AT THE GYM YESTERDAY. THE FUNNIEST I'VE EVER SEEN!

[El Diablo Blanco]

There's this couple that I've seen a few times that work out together.  I'm doing leg extensions and they're about 10 feet away.  They're having a conversation and the looks on their faces are getting real serious and the girl is turning bright red.  I turn off my ipod and listen in to catch the best part.  The guy is breaking up with her in the gym.  I hear him tell her that he doesn't want to see her anymore blah blah blah.  Her eyes well up and she walks away to the should press and just continues lifting then just breaks into tears while she's still doing shoulder presses.  The dude is also still working out looking all serious.  About 5 minutes later the girl comes back to the guy and just unloads on him in a huge outburst and storms out of the gym.  I was laughing my ass off.  Who the hell breaks up a relationship in the gym?  The kicker was they both continued to work out for a few more minutes afterwards.  I've seen some weird shit in the gym but this is right up there.

[XFACTOR]

There's this couple that I've seen a few times that work out together.  I'm doing leg extensions and they're about 10 feet away.  They're having a conversation and the looks on their faces are getting real serious and the girl is turning bright red.  I turn off my ipod and listen in to catch the best part.  The guy is breaking up with her in the gym.  I hear him tell her that he doesn't want to see her anymore blah blah blah.  Her eyes well up and she walks away to the should press and just continues lifting then just breaks into tears while she's still doing shoulder presses.  The dude is also still working out looking all serious.  About 5 minutes later the girl comes back to the guy and just unloads on him in a huge outburst and storms out of the gym.  I was laughing my ass off.  Who the hell breaks up a relationship in the gym?  The kicker was they both continued to work out for a few more minutes afterwards.  I've seen some weird shit in the gym but this is right up there.

This story would have been complete had you rolled up your sleeves made her eye witness to your 20 inch guns, made her laugh at her man, and jump right in on a set of 600 pound sqauts with you.

[Stark]

One sunny day Jesus, Moses and a small, elderly man were playing golf.

Jesus was the first to tee off and he hit the ball a little left and it ended up in the water hazard.   Because it was Jesus, his ball floated and when he got down to the hazard he walked upon the water and hit the ball onto the green.

Moses was the next to tee off, and like Jesus he hit the ball into the water hazard.   When he got down to the hazard, he parted the waters and hit the ball onto the green.

The little old man was next, and he too hit into the water hazard.   Just then a big fish swallowed the ball and began to swim away.   A hawk swooped down and grabbed the fish in its talons and started to fly off.   As the hawk passed over the green, it tightened its grip on the fish which caused the ball to pop out of the fish.   The ball landed on the green and rolled into cup.

Jesus then turned to the old man and said, "Look Dad, if you're going to play, play fair."

[Stark]

well your story wasn't half as bad so somebody uploaded it to gymstories... congrats I guess 

http://www.gymstories.com/?p=611

[chainsaw]

There's this couple that I've seen a few times that work out together.  I'm doing leg extensions and they're about 10 feet away.  They're having a conversation and the looks on their faces are getting real serious and the girl is turning bright red.  I turn off my ipod and listen in to catch the best part.  The guy is breaking up with her in the gym.  I hear him tell her that he doesn't want to see her anymore blah blah blah.  Her eyes well up and she walks away to the should press and just continues lifting then just breaks into tears while she's still doing shoulder presses.  The dude is also still working out looking all serious.  About 5 minutes later the girl comes back to the guy and just unloads on him in a huge outburst and storms out of the gym.  I was laughing my ass off.  Who the hell breaks up a relationship in the gym?  The kicker was they both continued to work out for a few more minutes afterwards.  I've seen some weird shit in the gym but this is right up there.

How old were they?

[Bluto]

There's this couple that I've seen a few times that work out together.  I'm doing leg extensions and they're about 10 feet away.  They're having a conversation and the looks on their faces are getting real serious and the girl is turning bright red.  I turn off my ipod and listen in to catch the best part.  The guy is breaking up with her in the gym.  I hear him tell her that he doesn't want to see her anymore blah blah blah.  Her eyes well up and she walks away to the should press and just continues lifting then just breaks into tears while she's still doing shoulder presses.  The dude is also still working out looking all serious.  About 5 minutes later the girl comes back to the guy and just unloads on him in a huge outburst and storms out of the gym.  I was laughing my ass off.  Who the hell breaks up a relationship in the gym?  The kicker was they both continued to work out for a few more minutes afterwards.  I've seen some weird shit in the gym but this is right up there.

just shows you how serious they are about training.

you could learn a thing or two from them.

[kh300]

There's this couple that I've seen a few times that work out together.  I'm doing leg extensions and they're about 10 feet away.  They're having a conversation and the looks on their faces are getting real serious and the girl is turning bright red.  I turn off my ipod and listen in to catch the best part.  The guy is breaking up with her in the gym.  I hear him tell her that he doesn't want to see her anymore blah blah blah.  Her eyes well up and she walks away to the should press and just continues lifting then just breaks into tears while she's still doing shoulder presses.  The dude is also still working out looking all serious.  About 5 minutes later the girl comes back to the guy and just unloads on him in a huge outburst and storms out of the gym.  I was laughing my ass off.  Who the hell breaks up a relationship in the gym?  The kicker was they both continued to work out for a few more minutes afterwards.  I've seen some weird shit in the gym but this is right up there.

who was owned?

[Stark]

who was owned?

the girl.... always the girl

[El Diablo Blanco]

How old were they?

Probably early twenties.  Might even be seniors in highschool.  There's a lot of highschoolers at my gym lately with school being out.

[El Diablo Blanco]

who was owned?

Watching a girl do shoulder presses while crying is ownage enough. That was an odd site to see.

[Brutal_1]

There's this couple that I've seen a few times that work out together.  I'm doing leg extensions and they're about 10 feet away.  They're having a conversation and the looks on their faces are getting real serious and the girl is turning bright red.  I turn off my ipod and listen in to catch the best part.  The guy is breaking up with her in the gym.  I hear him tell her that he doesn't want to see her anymore blah blah blah.  Her eyes well up and she walks away to the should press and just continues lifting then just breaks into tears while she's still doing shoulder presses.  The dude is also still working out looking all serious.  About 5 minutes later the girl comes back to the guy and just unloads on him in a huge outburst and storms out of the gym.  I was laughing my ass off.  Who the hell breaks up a relationship in the gym?  The kicker was they both continued to work out for a few more minutes afterwards.  I've seen some weird shit in the gym but this is right up there.

Did you take advantage of the rebound?

[JasonH]

One sunny day Jesus, Moses and a small, elderly man were playing golf.

Jesus was the first to tee off and he hit the ball a little left and it ended up in the water hazard.   Because it was Jesus, his ball floated and when he got down to the hazard he walked upon the water and hit the ball onto the green.

Moses was the next to tee off, and like Jesus he hit the ball into the water hazard.   When he got down to the hazard, he parted the waters and hit the ball onto the green.

The little old man was next, and he too hit into the water hazard.   Just then a big fish swallowed the ball and began to swim away.   A hawk swooped down and grabbed the fish in its talons and started to fly off.   As the hawk passed over the green, it tightened its grip on the fish which caused the ball to pop out of the fish.   The ball landed on the green and rolled into cup.

Jesus then turned to the old man and said, "Look Dad, if you're going to play, play fair."

 

[kevcat]

ANY straight guy would have taken advantage of the rebound man 

[CalvinH]

ANY straight guy would have taken advantage of the rebound man 

Damn straight nuthin like sympathy sex

[JohnnyVegas]

Did you take advantage of the rebound?

No shit, did you get some HS rebound pussy?

[Rami]

There's this couple that I've seen a few times that work out together.  I'm doing leg extensions and they're about 10 feet away.  They're having a conversation and the looks on their faces are getting real serious and the girl is turning bright red.  I turn off my ipod and listen in to catch the best part.  The guy is breaking up with her in the gym.  I hear him tell her that he doesn't want to see her anymore blah blah blah.  Her eyes well up and she walks away to the should press and just continues lifting then just breaks into tears while she's still doing shoulder presses.  The dude is also still working out looking all serious.  About 5 minutes later the girl comes back to the guy and just unloads on him in a huge outburst and storms out of the gym.  I was laughing my ass off.  Who the hell breaks up a relationship in the gym?  The kicker was they both continued to work out for a few more minutes afterwards.  I've seen some weird shit in the gym but this is right up there.

He probably had a weak workout day, so shit was gonna hit the fan one way or another...

[JOHN MATRIX]

maybe she was using the squat rack for curls and he really didnt want to wait?

[haider]

Watching a girl do shoulder presses while crying is ownage enough. That was an odd site to see.

now thats a new definition for HARDCORE 

My condolences to the ownee.