Author Topic: people who walk in the street when theres sidewalks (Read 2077 times)

JOHN MATRIX · « **on:** July 16, 2008, 07:35:11 PM »

dont you just hate these peices of shit who can be found walking 5-10 feet out in the street when there is a nice sidewalk right there for them to use? time and again as i drive in the neighborhood i pass couples, often pushing a baby or walking their stupid dogs, or even just doing their little 'power walking'

halfway out in the damn street when theres a nice clean sidewalk right there?
and then these assholes have the nerve to glare at ME when i drive too close to them.

Mr. Cortisol · « **Reply #1 on:** July 16, 2008, 07:35:47 PM »

Hit them with your car.

NaturalWonder83 · « **Reply #2 on:** July 16, 2008, 07:38:42 PM »

please post this on general topics...i have a great idiots on roads thread there

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #3 on:** July 16, 2008, 07:40:33 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Cortisol on July 16, 2008, 07:35:47 PM

Hit them with your car.

i REALLY wish i could..but since i could never get away with that i buzz them real close or yell out the window SIDEWALKS! as i pass just to send the message home.

Ex Coelis · « **Reply #4 on:** July 16, 2008, 07:42:39 PM »

sidewalks are for chumps and old people

that being said, when a car comes get off the road

Croatch · « **Reply #5 on:** July 16, 2008, 07:48:26 PM »

Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on July 16, 2008, 07:35:11 PM

dont you just hate these peices of shit who can be found walking 5-10 feet out in the street when there is a nice sidewalk right there for them to use? time and again as i drive in the neighborhood i pass couples, often pushing a baby or walking their stupid dogs, or even just doing their little 'power walking' halfway out in the damn street when theres a nice clean sidewalk right there?
and then these assholes have the nerve to glare at ME when i drive too close to them.

Best thing to do in this situation, drive as close as possible to the tough guy walking in the road. Once you pass them, continue driving on that same angle, until you almost hit the curb...then swerve back to the middle of the lane. The won't know wtf just happened.

webcake · « **Reply #6 on:** July 16, 2008, 07:49:39 PM »

I have to walk on the road because im that freaking massive!!!

Brutal_1 · « **Reply #7 on:** July 16, 2008, 07:51:54 PM »

Quote from: Croatch on July 16, 2008, 07:48:26 PM

Best thing to do in this situation, drive as close as possible to the tough guy walking in the road. Once you pass them, continue driving on that same angle, until you almost hit the curb...then swerve back to the middle of the lane. The won't know wtf just happened.

hey thats a good idea

and your post had nothing to do with steroids

tommywishbone · « **Reply #8 on:** July 16, 2008, 07:52:27 PM »

Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on July 16, 2008, 07:35:11 PM

dont you just hate these peices of shit who can be found walking 5-10 feet out in the street when there is a nice sidewalk right there for them to use? time and again as i drive in the neighborhood i pass couples, often pushing a baby or walking their stupid dogs, or even just doing their little 'power walking' halfway out in the damn street when theres a nice clean sidewalk right there?
and then these assholes have the nerve to glare at ME when i drive too close to them.

Pedestrian hater in the house.

ozman · « **Reply #9 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:00:08 PM »

I know what your talking about

i can never figure them out

why walk on the road when there is a perfectly good footpath

especially the ones who walk WITH the direction of traffic

no fvcking idea

youandme · « **Reply #10 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:02:37 PM »

Quote from: Croatch on July 16, 2008, 07:48:26 PM

Best thing to do in this situation, drive as close as possible to the tough guy walking in the road. Once you pass them, continue driving on that same angle, until you almost hit the curb...then swerve back to the middle of the lane. The won't know wtf just happened.

haha excellent, knock some sense into them without knocking them

Zaphod · « **Reply #11 on:** July 16, 2008, 08:31:25 PM »

Quote from: Croatch on July 16, 2008, 07:48:26 PM

Best thing to do in this situation, drive as close as possible to the tough guy walking in the road. Once you pass them, continue driving on that same angle, until you almost hit the curb...then swerve back to the middle of the lane. The won't know wtf just happened.

No worries, bra.

onlyme · « **Reply #12 on:** July 16, 2008, 09:50:40 PM »

the japs do that in waikiki and i hate it

GigantorX · « **Reply #13 on:** July 16, 2008, 10:06:57 PM »

Quote from: onlyme on July 16, 2008, 09:50:40 PM

the japs do that in waikiki and i hate it

AHAHAHHAHAHAH Epic MELTDOWN!

Great Thread!

CARTEL · « **Reply #14 on:** July 16, 2008, 10:07:47 PM »

Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on July 16, 2008, 07:35:11 PM

dont you just hate these peices of shit who can be found walking 5-10 feet out in the street when there is a nice sidewalk right there for them to use? time and again as i drive in the neighborhood i pass couples, often pushing a baby or walking their stupid dogs, or even just doing their little 'power walking' halfway out in the damn street when theres a nice clean sidewalk right there?
and then these assholes have the nerve to glare at ME when i drive too close to them.

You can remedy this by driving on the sidewalk.

@Brandon · « **Reply #15 on:** July 16, 2008, 11:00:21 PM »

I drive very slowly close by and
smack them a little on the shoulder with the
the sidemirror.

I have a big car with huge sidemirrors.

candidizzle · « **Reply #16 on:** July 16, 2008, 11:01:28 PM »

turn your wind shild sprayers to the side and squirt gun those mother fuckerz when you pass by em

Monster81 · « **Reply #17 on:** July 16, 2008, 11:05:49 PM »

Quote from: CARTEL on July 16, 2008, 10:07:47 PM

You can remedy this by driving on the sidewalk.

lol,,,good idea

Croatch · « **Reply #18 on:** July 17, 2008, 10:49:07 AM »

Quote from: Zaphod on July 16, 2008, 08:31:25 PM

No worries, bra.

Yeah, everything is going to be ok. No worries. No need to worry. I wouldn't worry about it. No worries.

Epic_Monster · « **Reply #19 on:** July 17, 2008, 10:50:09 AM »

I love the ones who ride their bikes on the road while they smoke cigs.

CT_Muscle · « **Reply #20 on:** July 17, 2008, 11:11:36 AM »

Quote from: candidizzle on July 16, 2008, 11:01:28 PM

turn your wind shild sprayers to the side and squirt gun those mother fuckerz when you pass by em

hahahahaha

Bruffy · « **Reply #21 on:** July 17, 2008, 11:24:41 AM »

The best is when you find a "jogger" preparing for the Ironman wearing headphones. They're in the zone, music cranked, runner's high and all that crap. As you approach them from two feet out, honk the horn until you are well past them. They stop in mid stride all messed up and turn white as a ghost.

theworm · « **Reply #22 on:** July 17, 2008, 06:59:01 PM »

Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on July 16, 2008, 07:35:11 PM

dont you just hate these peices of shit who can be found walking 5-10 feet out in the street when there is a nice sidewalk right there for them to use? time and again as i drive in the neighborhood i pass couples, often pushing a baby or walking their stupid dogs, or even just doing their little 'power walking' halfway out in the damn street when theres a nice clean sidewalk right there?
and then these assholes have the nerve to glare at ME when i drive too close to them.

let me quess... they are democrats? (i.e. african-americans?) they somehow walk smack dap in the middle of the street and its YOUR fault if you are in a car on the road.

240 is Back · « **Reply #23 on:** July 17, 2008, 07:14:56 PM »

Quote from: theworm on July 17, 2008, 06:59:01 PM

let me quess... they are democrats?

have you noticed Bush borrowing $1 tril a year to "nation build"?
have you noticed the repubs backing the patriot act?
have you noticed bush pushing the S. American nafta bill with columbia?

They're all democrats now, boss.