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Epic_Monster

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Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« on: July 17, 2008, 10:56:59 AM »
What happened to the great Johnny Falcon?
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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2008, 11:03:50 AM »
johnny will return to falcon crest one day
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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2008, 11:05:24 AM »
Quote from: Bluto on July 17, 2008, 11:03:50 AM
johnny will return to falcon crest one day

I think he forgot his password, Ron should e-mail it to him.
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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2008, 11:06:58 AM »
Quote from: Epic_Monster on July 17, 2008, 11:05:24 AM
I think he forgot his password, Ron should e-mail it to him.

ron should send a limo to him and a fruit basket
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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2008, 11:08:41 AM »
Quote from: Bluto on July 17, 2008, 11:06:58 AM
ron should send a limo to him and a fruit basket

Yeah, the basket would contain the following: Olive oil, eggs, apple cider vinegar, and time and space books.
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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2008, 11:10:52 AM »
Quote from: Epic_Monster on July 17, 2008, 11:08:41 AM
Yeah, the basket would contain the following: Olive oil, eggs, apple cider vinegar, and time and space books.

and the soundtrack to close encounters of the third kind
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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2008, 11:13:27 AM »
Quote from: Bluto on July 17, 2008, 11:10:52 AM
and the soundtrack to close encounters of the third kind

Yes I'm sure the great Flacon wizzle has reached his level of epic leanz!
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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2008, 11:14:33 AM »
i bet he hits the beach all day and pick up fine ho's
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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2008, 11:15:37 AM »
Quote from: Bluto on July 17, 2008, 11:14:33 AM
i bet he hits the beach all day and pick up fine ho's

Yes Billy Falcon, fine assed 18 year old hoes!

We need a Johnny Falcon Memorial Thread!!
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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2008, 11:16:47 AM »
yes good idea

and it should be a sticky
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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2008, 11:18:36 AM »
Quote from: Bluto on July 17, 2008, 11:16:47 AM
yes good idea

and it should be a sticky

True dat Billy True Dat!
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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2008, 11:23:31 AM »

Did you ever know that you're my Goddamn hero,
and ev'rything I would like to Fuckin' be?
I can fly higher than a Mutherfuckin' Falcon
'cause Johnny you are the Fuckin' wind beneath my wings.




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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2008, 11:32:39 AM »
Fly, fly, fly the Fuck away,
you let me fly so Fuckin' high.
Oh, fly, fly, Fuckin fly
so high against the Mutherfuckin' sky, so high I almost touch the Damn sky.
Thank you, Fuckin' thank you, thank God for you,
Johnny, you are the wind beneath my Mutherfuckin' wings.

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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2008, 11:38:45 AM »
Slumped in a doorway with dried puke on his jeans and a crackpipe by his side, empty of course.
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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2008, 11:39:22 AM »
Quote from: SweetMuscles on July 17, 2008, 11:38:45 AM
Slumped in a doorway with dried puke on his jeans and a crackpipe by his side, empty of course.

Not funny!
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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2008, 11:41:37 AM »
The falcon flew too close to the sun.
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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2008, 11:47:24 AM »
Johnny has been busy hanging out with Scott Alexander, Cindy Crawford,a wild pack of Dime-Piece strippers, and the late James Brown...he will be back to reign supreme again shortly
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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2008, 11:54:17 AM »
Quote from: Pete Nice on July 17, 2008, 11:47:24 AM
Johnny has been busy hanging out with Scott Alexander, Cindy Crawford,a wild pack of Dime-Piece strippers, and the late James Brown...he will be back to reign supreme again shortly

Hell motherfuckin' yeah!!
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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #18 on: July 17, 2008, 11:57:12 AM »
McJeff said he was on a spiritual retreat. I'm sure he'll be back soon and spread his wings.
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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #19 on: July 17, 2008, 12:34:29 PM »
 :'(
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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #20 on: July 17, 2008, 12:36:14 PM »
who gives a fuck
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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2008, 01:48:11 PM »
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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #22 on: July 17, 2008, 01:49:38 PM »
Quote from: Method101 on July 17, 2008, 12:36:14 PM
who gives a fuck

Your talking about Johnny "Motherfuckin" Falcon! Watch your step homie!
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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #23 on: July 17, 2008, 02:04:28 PM »
The falcon has been hospitalized. Cause: muscle deficit
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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #24 on: July 17, 2008, 03:40:37 PM »
Quote from: Epic_Monster on July 17, 2008, 10:56:59 AM
What happened to the great Johnny Falcon?

Who. The. Fuck. Cares.
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