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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #25 on: July 17, 2008, 03:47:57 PM »
Who. The. Fuck. Cares.
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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #26 on: July 17, 2008, 05:29:54 PM »
From what I heard, after consuming over two quarts of Olive Oil, he decided to fire up his bong. Somehow, he inhaled some hot dope ash and it ignited the oil causing an epic explosion. So.....He died for you bitches!

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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #27 on: July 17, 2008, 05:45:30 PM »
What happened to the great Johnny Falcon?

he is on a hunger strike trying to lose the any excess weight  ::)
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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #28 on: July 17, 2008, 05:56:22 PM »
binging on crack and meth
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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #29 on: July 17, 2008, 06:33:22 PM »
binging on crack and meth

The most truthful statement in this thread.

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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #30 on: July 17, 2008, 06:54:33 PM »
From the dweeb who clicked on a thread called "Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?"

Keep bowing to the bunny overlords chump.

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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #31 on: July 17, 2008, 06:58:38 PM »
hopefully at the dentist. otherwise who cares

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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #32 on: July 17, 2008, 06:59:43 PM »
He`s in rehab!

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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #33 on: July 17, 2008, 07:00:00 PM »
hopefully at the dentist. otherwise who cares
haha, JF aka rotten teeth kid.
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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #34 on: July 18, 2008, 07:43:44 AM »
What happened to the great Johnny Falcon?

Rehab.

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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #35 on: July 18, 2008, 09:10:39 AM »
Keep bowing to the bunny overlords chump.
How many times have you checked this thread you don't care about?

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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #36 on: July 18, 2008, 11:40:10 AM »
Spirit of Truth

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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #37 on: July 18, 2008, 11:42:06 AM »
Slumped in a doorway with dried puke on his jeans and a crackpipe by his side, empty of course.

LOL  ;D ;D

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Re: Where oh where is Johnny Falcon?
« Reply #38 on: July 18, 2008, 11:47:30 AM »
he either
A. couldn't pay his electricity bill
B. couldn't pay his dial up internet bill
C. coudn't play his rent, or
D. ALL OF THE ABOVE