Author Topic: What is the best way to get out of a gym membership? (Read 6738 times)

SweetMuscles · « **Reply #25 on:** July 18, 2008, 08:07:54 PM »

Quote from: Mark Kerr on July 18, 2008, 07:52:58 PM

You're f*cking jackass. Stop posting.

No, me and jackass are just good friends.

JohnnyVegas · « **Reply #26 on:** July 18, 2008, 08:09:22 PM »

Quote from: Mark Kerr on July 18, 2008, 07:15:45 PM

So, that would get me kicked out?

Hey Einstein, if you get kicked out you still have to pay-that's why the call it a "contract"

JohnnyVegas · « **Reply #27 on:** July 18, 2008, 08:10:06 PM »

Quote from: SweetMuscles on July 18, 2008, 07:46:51 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA This from the guy who signed a 3 year contract tying him to a gym he decides he doesn't like the next day

Hi Squad.....

Mark Kerr · « **Reply #28 on:** July 18, 2008, 08:22:16 PM »

Quote from: JohnnyVegas on July 18, 2008, 08:09:22 PM

Hey Einstein, if you get kicked out you still have to pay-that's why the call it a "contract"

Wow.

Mark Kerr · « **Reply #29 on:** July 18, 2008, 08:23:51 PM »

Quote from: JohnnyVegas on July 18, 2008, 08:10:06 PM

Hi Squad.....

You are squad.

I have your IP address.

Dreadlord · « **Reply #30 on:** July 18, 2008, 08:41:40 PM »

Quote from: NaturalWonder83 on July 18, 2008, 08:03:17 PM

haha i dont think so bro...go back to writing crappy threads on how u cant figure out how to cancel a gym membership

Why don't you go back to your crappy threads naturalfag83? And take your fictional fiancee' with you
Friggin' gay gimmick

JohnnyVegas · « **Reply #31 on:** July 18, 2008, 08:44:33 PM »

Quote from: Mark Kerr on July 18, 2008, 08:23:51 PM

You are squad.

I have your IP address.

You're Squad, I have YOUR IP address, and your trailer park address, and your phone number-thank you Alex23.

hazbin · « **Reply #32 on:** July 18, 2008, 09:29:08 PM »

tell them you are moving to iraq to work for haliburton. give them a fictitious address to forward your payments that they will believe is legit. say you've signed a 5 year work contract there.

fathead · « **Reply #33 on:** July 18, 2008, 10:22:25 PM »

youandme · « **Reply #34 on:** July 18, 2008, 10:29:35 PM »

dude just forge a utility document or something and fax it over to billing tell them you moved out of state, find a state without that gym.

if that does not work keep working out there, and when you go to pee in the urinal always pee beside it instead of in it, sooner or later they will know it's you, and sooner or later they will kick you out, but then you turn around and sue their asses cause you have an eye injury, just forge an eye glass prescription ro something and fax it to their CEO.

onlyme · « **Reply #35 on:** July 18, 2008, 11:13:24 PM »

Walk around barefoot and get a staph infection and sue them. Get some money and pay off the contract

240 is Back · « **Reply #36 on:** July 18, 2008, 11:59:18 PM »

call the bank. tell them you lost your check card. They'll mail you a new one. Your gym can no longer bill this card.

If they go after your credit,slip and fall on their property.

fathead · « **Reply #37 on:** July 19, 2008, 01:19:52 AM »

tell them you're feeag

LittleJ · « **Reply #38 on:** July 19, 2008, 01:34:28 AM »

leave

The Luke · « **Reply #39 on:** July 19, 2008, 02:25:03 AM »

Have an epileptic fit in the squat rack.... (pant shitting wins extra credibility points)

Come in a couple of days later, apologise for any inconvenience caused and tell them you're doctor has diagnosed you with temporal lobe epilepsy but cleared you to start working out again... so long as their insurance covers them for diagnosed epileptics suffering grand mal seizures (remind them that not every gym does).

Ask them to let you know as soon as they check with their insurance carrier.

Two days later you'll get a polite call canceling your contract (you might even be refunded for your last couple of months).

I have personally seen this work even without the drama of faking a seizure on the weights floor.

The Luke

ChestBrockwell · « **Reply #40 on:** July 19, 2008, 02:36:27 AM »

petrol bomb the kunt

Mydavid · « **Reply #41 on:** July 19, 2008, 02:43:27 AM »

Quote from: danielson on July 18, 2008, 07:50:20 PM

You guys notice how cheap gym memberships are now? Around me they are 20 bucks a month, no contract. I remember paying 150$ for 3 months not too long ago.

My gym just went up a dollar (from 34.99 to 35.99)...doesn't seem like much but i was pissed and not sure what to say.

benchthis · « **Reply #42 on:** July 19, 2008, 05:53:15 AM »

start wearing spandex and skip the shirt hopefully your hairy and if your not add some fake hair on your body... stick a dildo in your spandex and do sissy squats infront of the older clients they will complain you will be kicked out end of story