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Army of One

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Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
« on: July 21, 2008, 07:44:58 AM »
Discuss.
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Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2008, 07:49:04 AM »
Is a multimembership in my cellar possible - one woman only is kinda boring....
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Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2008, 07:50:09 AM »
Quote from: _bruce_ on July 21, 2008, 07:49:04 AM
Is a multimembership in my cellar possible - one woman only is kinda boring....

Edit:actually just one, 2 or 3 could overpower you.
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Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2008, 07:51:29 AM »


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Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2008, 07:54:37 AM »
Lori Steele
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Army of One

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Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2008, 07:58:32 AM »
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Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2008, 07:59:02 AM »
Diane lane.  Something about her...
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Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2008, 08:00:15 AM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on July 21, 2008, 07:59:02 AM
Diane lane.  Something about her...

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Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2008, 08:00:34 AM »
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Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2008, 08:05:16 AM »
Quote from: db2431 on July 21, 2008, 07:44:58 AM
Discuss.


she's so unbelievably hot I want to punch a wall  :(
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Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2008, 08:07:27 AM »
It sucks we can only imprison one.   :'(

But I would have to go with


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Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2008, 08:13:02 AM »
It'd have to be a real meaty girl so that she doesn't turn into a skeleton too fast from malnutrition
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Army of One

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Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2008, 08:14:55 AM »
Quote from: mon_of_steele on July 21, 2008, 08:13:02 AM
It'd have to be a real meaty girl so that she doesn't turn into a skeleton too fast from malnutrition

You could rework your toilet so it funnels feces and urine to the dungeon.If you eat a high protein diet than Im sure your turds will keep her holding mass.
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Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2008, 08:16:52 AM »
Quote from: mon_of_steele on July 21, 2008, 08:13:02 AM
It'd have to be a real meaty girl so that she doesn't turn into a skeleton too fast from malnutrition
Offseason Lori Steele?
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Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2008, 08:22:36 AM »
If your a Muslim male than you better have a large basement. Room for 72 virgins but you will not need a toilet. The virgins will be non-menstruating/urinating/defecating , usually with-in the 12 to 13 year old age group. There is also a hint, in the after death reward, that if you prefer young boys, than so be it. If your bi, with a double wide basement..sort of like a trailer) than that would be 144 sex slaves (144 does sound gross). All the girls will be voluptuous with full breast. Wide and beautiful eyes but with always cast down with a submissive look. Each girl (or boy...what ever gets you there) will be a 10 plus.

Side Bar: Diane Lane kind of looks like 40 miles of bad road. Hot stuff 20 years ago.
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Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2008, 08:25:24 AM »
Fuck that, I take Mr. Rogers back, I'd much rather have this fine piece of ass in there..

As close enough to a woman as you can get without crossing the line..


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Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
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Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2008, 08:26:30 AM »
some ugly chicks in this thread with the man-looking salma getting posting again, take away the hair and she looks like a KINDER EGG
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Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
« Reply #18 on: July 21, 2008, 08:30:18 AM »
Quote from: Bluto on July 21, 2008, 08:26:30 AM
some ugly chicks in this thread with the man-looking salma getting posting again, take away the hair and she looks like a KINDER EGG


haha ur jealous of a woman. thats pretty gay
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Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
« Reply #19 on: July 21, 2008, 08:44:53 AM »
Quote from: Bluto on July 21, 2008, 08:26:30 AM
some ugly chicks in this thread with the man-looking salma getting posting again, take away the hair and she looks like a KINDER EGG


I would have thought a manly looking woman would be your type.
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Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
« Reply #20 on: July 21, 2008, 08:46:31 AM »
Quote from: db2431 on July 21, 2008, 08:44:53 AM
I would have thought a manly looking woman would be your type.

Why? I'm known for the biggest thread of the most beautiful looking women ever posted on Getbig (and before that I had a thread on the v board when I was running it along with a thread of ring-girls on the MMA board)

You on the other hand, spend most of the time talking about how "gay" something is and when you finally post ONE pic of a woman - it's one with a bigger chin than Jay Cutler.  :-\
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Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
« Reply #21 on: July 21, 2008, 08:47:54 AM »
Quote from: Bluto on July 21, 2008, 08:46:31 AM
Why? I'm known for the biggest thread of the most beautiful looking women ever posted on Getbig (and before that I had a thread on the v board when I was running it along with a thread of ring-girls on the MMA board)

You on the other hand, spend most of the time talking about how "gay" something is and when you finally post ONE pic of a woman - it's one with a bigger chin than Jay Cutler.  :-\

Really? I distinctly remember no less than two dozen threads created by you about such topics as "which male celebrity has the sexist body," "who's mustache is sexiest" and a variety of other homosexual topics. Your hot girl thread sucked and was full of pictures copy/pasted from other threads on Getbig. A terrible attempt at covering up your homosexuality.
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Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
« Reply #22 on: July 21, 2008, 08:48:45 AM »
Quote from: Bluto on July 21, 2008, 08:46:31 AM
You on the other hand, spend most of the time talking about how "gay" something is and when you finally post ONE pic of a woman - it's one with a bigger chin than Jay Cutler.  :-\

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Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
« Reply #23 on: July 21, 2008, 08:52:32 AM »


Is that an epic toupee line?  His hair line looks so fake!
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Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
« Reply #24 on: July 21, 2008, 08:52:51 AM »
Quote from: Bluto on July 21, 2008, 08:26:30 AM
some ugly chicks in this thread with the man-looking salma getting posting again, take away the hair and she looks like a KINDER EGG


bad idea posting a video of yourself and your girlfreind then my man, i'm not going to make any personal attacks but Salma Hayek proverbially shits all over your girlfreind
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