Ahmad Ahmad.
I guess his parents were feeling particularly lazy when he was born.
Imagine being interrogated by US forces-
Marine - state your first name?
AA - Ahmad
Marine: Last name?
AA- Ahmad.
Marine (puzzled) - is Ahmad your first name or last name?
AA: Both (Flexes guns cheerfully with that goofy expression)
Marine: MEDIC!!!!!. Tranq this fucker and ship him to GITMO
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