i like his stories where he pretends "i was with my girlfriend and we saw this guy, huge with pipeline veins on his gigantic arms"
.... "and then he procedeed to destroy my anus while my girflriend and I were in disbelief" .
talk about being in denial.
lmfao...then he baked us the most powerful cookies in his most filled out bakery's cutlet uniform leotard - huge, ripped glutes calling me the whole time...exposed