Author Topic: Worse thing a girl ever said to me... (Read 6577 times)

Moosejay · « **on:** July 27, 2008, 06:26:32 PM »

...out of all my girlfriends, this one was the most evil.

And I mean evil.

Within earshot of my mother and father (about 20 years ago, I was 22) she said:

"If I ever get pregnant, I hope, when the baby is coming down my birth canal, it gets strangled to death by the umbilical cord...I never want kids

I shit you not.

Try to beat that

TechnoViking · « **Reply #1 on:** July 27, 2008, 06:28:39 PM »

What about the time your old girlfriend said you had no dick moose? That had to sting the ego just a bit no?

triple_pickle · « **Reply #2 on:** July 27, 2008, 06:29:00 PM »

easy. "brutal 14" arms" = pwned

Spike · « **Reply #3 on:** July 27, 2008, 06:31:06 PM »

why is NaturalWonder83 calling you so late??

Wiggs · « **Reply #4 on:** July 27, 2008, 06:32:49 PM »

Quote from: Moosejay on July 27, 2008, 06:26:32 PM

...out of all my girlfriends, this one was the most evil.

And I mean evil.

Within earshot of my mother and father (about 20 years ago, I was 22) she said:

"If I ever get pregnant, I hope, when the baby is coming down my birth canal, it gets strangled to death by the umbilical cord...I never want kids

I shit you not.

Try to beat that

Jesus Christ

I don't know what to say about that one. That's pretty fucked up. lol.

SAMSON123 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 27, 2008, 06:35:02 PM »

Quote from: Moosejay on July 27, 2008, 06:26:32 PM

...out of all my girlfriends, this one was the most evil.

And I mean evil.

Within earshot of my mother and father (about 20 years ago, I was 22) she said:

"If I ever get pregnant, I hope, when the baby is coming down my birth canal, it gets strangled to death by the umbilical cord...I never want kids

I shit you not.

Try to beat that

I WAS EXPECTING THAT YOU WOULD SAY THAT SHE SAID THAT YOUR DICK WAS SOOOO SMALL THAT SHE WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO GET PREGNANT WITH IT....

IN ALL HONESTY WHAT SHE SAID WAS MORE SHOCKING ABOUT HER MENTAL STATE THAN ANYTHING....

240 is Back · « **Reply #6 on:** July 27, 2008, 06:36:50 PM »

Quote from: Moosejay on July 27, 2008, 06:26:32 PM

...out of all my girlfriends, this one was the most evil.

And I mean evil.

Within earshot of my mother and father (about 20 years ago, I was 22) she said:

"If I ever get pregnant, I hope, when the baby is coming down my birth canal, it gets strangled to death by the umbilical cord...I never want kids

I shit you not.

Try to beat that

Girls will say anything when you have the GHB in them. I woudln't stress it.

cheeksmaliod · « **Reply #7 on:** July 27, 2008, 06:40:46 PM »

A girl once said to me (with my pants down mind you) it looks like my dads, I shit you not the only time I have ever lost an erection that quickly.

gordiano · « **Reply #8 on:** July 27, 2008, 06:41:03 PM »

Quote from: Moosejay on July 27, 2008, 06:26:32 PM

...out of all my girlfriends, this one was the most evil.

And I mean evil.

Within earshot of my mother and father (about 20 years ago, I was 22) she said:

"If I ever get pregnant, I hope, when the baby is coming down my birth canal, it gets strangled to death by the umbilical cord...I never want kids

I shit you not.

Try to beat that

Damn, that is fucked up. Needles to say, I HOPE she never becomes pregnant.

Don't get me wrong, parenting is NOT FOR EVERYBODY.

nicky.smth · « **Reply #9 on:** July 27, 2008, 06:43:12 PM »

Quote from: cheeksmaliod on July 27, 2008, 06:40:46 PM

A girl once said to me (with my pants down mind you) it looks like my dads, I shit you not the only time I have ever lost an erection that quickly.

LMAO bro..

gordiano · « **Reply #10 on:** July 27, 2008, 06:44:41 PM »

Quote from: cheeksmaliod on July 27, 2008, 06:40:46 PM

A girl once said to me (with my pants down mind you) it looks like my dads, I shit you not the only time I have ever lost an erection that quickly.

Goddamn!

$:-\$

elite_lifter · « **Reply #11 on:** July 27, 2008, 06:47:56 PM »

Yet another thread backfire of Moosegay.

SweetMuscles · « **Reply #12 on:** July 27, 2008, 06:55:28 PM »

. Drunk date with my ex. She said no but I shoved it up her anus, no lube, no warning, she hated it. I loved it.
When I finished she said 'you know you just raped me' that cut me to the bone. It really upset me. I didn't feel better until I got on the playstation and relaxed a bit.

Red Hook · « **Reply #13 on:** July 27, 2008, 06:59:36 PM »

"I am glad that little kid took your $100 and walked away"

"I am leaving you for a guy that actually works his legs, and cut that stupid mullet"

Red Hook · « **Reply #14 on:** July 27, 2008, 07:01:21 PM »

"why do you want another guy in bed? I am not into that, I am leaving"

Moosejay · « **Reply #15 on:** July 27, 2008, 07:02:34 PM »

Quote from: Big_Wiggs on July 27, 2008, 06:32:49 PM

Jesus Christ I don't know what to say about that one. That's pretty fucked up. lol.

agree, tough to beat...from what I hear she has not had a good life

Moosejay · « **Reply #16 on:** July 27, 2008, 07:03:58 PM »

Quote from: SAMSON123 on July 27, 2008, 06:35:02 PM

I WAS EXPECTING THAT YOU WOULD SAY THAT SHE SAID THAT YOUR DICK WAS SOOOO SMALL THAT SHE WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO GET PREGNANT WITH IT....

Unlike others, my dick does not:

1) Get me into trouble
2) Create children out of wedlock
3) Create Babaymamas
4) Make me lose my business
5) etc

IN ALL HONESTY WHAT SHE SAID WAS MORE SHOCKING ABOUT HER MENTAL STATE THAN ANYTHING....

Moosejay · « **Reply #17 on:** July 27, 2008, 07:05:05 PM »

Quote from: gordiano on July 27, 2008, 06:41:03 PM

Damn, that is fucked up. Needles to say, I HOPE she never becomes pregnant.

Don't get me wrong, parenting is NOT FOR EVERYBODY.

truer statement never said

SweetMuscles · « **Reply #18 on:** July 27, 2008, 07:08:57 PM »

'we have to take mother'

'I'm sure I told you I had kids'

'is it in yet?'

'your cock stinks'

All been said to me.

Moosejay · « **Reply #19 on:** July 27, 2008, 07:14:32 PM »

Quote from: SweetMuscles on July 27, 2008, 07:08:57 PM

'we have to take mother'

'I'm sure I told you I had kids'

'is it in yet?'

'your cock stinks'

All been said to me.

Ha!

tommywishbone · « **Reply #20 on:** July 27, 2008, 07:15:16 PM »

I heard, "If I go to the cops, you'll do 10 years minimum."

Damn bitch was right.

Moosejay · « **Reply #21 on:** July 27, 2008, 07:23:08 PM »

Quote from: tommywishbone on July 27, 2008, 07:15:16 PM

I heard, "If I go to the cops, you'll do 10 years minimum." Damn bitch was right.

I love when I hear how women 'decide' if they were assaulted, even weeks, months or years later....if things don't work out for them, sometimes its even 'rape'.

what: · « **Reply #22 on:** July 27, 2008, 07:25:31 PM »

"I'm pregnant, you're the father and I'm gonna kill all 3 of us!!!!!"
"Calm down. Have some dip."

Moosejay · « **Reply #23 on:** July 27, 2008, 07:27:11 PM »

Quote from: what: on July 27, 2008, 07:25:31 PM

"I'm pregnant, you're the father and I'm gonna kill all 3 of us!!!!!"
"Calm down. Have some dip."

Man, I am so glad I have never heard anything like that!

Moosejay · « **Reply #24 on:** July 27, 2008, 07:27:58 PM »

Quote from: what: on July 27, 2008, 07:25:31 PM

"I'm pregnant, you're the father and I'm gonna kill all 3 of us!!!!!"
"Calm down. Have some dip."

Hey, 'What', when you heard that, did you assume the facial expression seen in the pic in your avatar?