Author Topic: Worse thing a girl ever said to me... (Read 6635 times)

240 is Back · « **Reply #50 on:** July 27, 2008, 08:40:27 PM »

Quote from: elite_lifter on July 27, 2008, 08:33:02 PM

I guess your wife is the boss in your house. Too bad!! Grow some balls.

I tried. She spent my HRT money on shoes.

elite_lifter · « **Reply #51 on:** July 27, 2008, 08:41:47 PM »

Quote from: JohnnyVegas on July 27, 2008, 08:39:34 PM

Who's the boss at your house-you or Hubby???

Is there a woman alive who would want to be with a fat slob such as yourself, thought so.

JohnnyVegas · « **Reply #52 on:** July 27, 2008, 08:42:40 PM »

Quote from: elite_lifter on July 27, 2008, 08:41:47 PM

Is there a woman alive who would want to be with a fat slob such as yourself, thought so.

Bigger than you can even dream of

Beefjake · « **Reply #53 on:** July 28, 2008, 04:43:54 AM »

A long while a ago this girl was blowing me. All good. Then she said -" You have such a big dick."
Ok - honey, nice to hear but...

It's not, so everything else she said was a lie too!

Don't get me wrong, I've got 3 kids and all so I am happy with it, but keep it real.

Pollux · « **Reply #54 on:** July 28, 2008, 04:52:46 AM »

And here I thought she said she didn't like your mullet.

Tombo · « **Reply #55 on:** July 28, 2008, 04:58:41 AM »

Stop trolling this thread, it's a funny one

Moosejay · « **Reply #56 on:** July 28, 2008, 05:15:46 AM »

Quote from: LittleJ on July 27, 2008, 08:23:27 PM

moose what did your parents say?

My mother never liked her after that. And my mother likes everyone

Moosejay · « **Reply #57 on:** July 28, 2008, 05:16:48 AM »

Quote from: gordiano on July 27, 2008, 08:25:46 PM

I wouldn't be surprised, if that were true. After all, you don't have a "wife" sucking the life out of you....and I imagine you taken care of yourself all these years.

I work as hard as I can at it.

Business can kick your ass, tho maybe diff than a wife will

Moosejay · « **Reply #58 on:** July 28, 2008, 05:17:59 AM »

Quote from: Beefjake on July 28, 2008, 04:43:54 AM

A long while a ago this girl was blowing me. All good. Then she said -" You have such a big dick."
Ok - honey, nice to hear but...

It's not, so everything else she said was a lie too!

Don't get me wrong, I've got 3 kids and all so I am happy with it, but keep it real.

maybe she had a small mouth

spinnis · « **Reply #59 on:** July 28, 2008, 05:33:03 AM »

"cum inside me I think I'm already pregnant so it doesn't matter"

I'm so fucking glad I didn't because she wasn't, probably the best decision I ever made.

I was already planning on when I would kick her in the stomach lol.
Seriously.

Haha I get so happy when I think back that I didn´t do it!

Moosejay · « **Reply #60 on:** July 28, 2008, 05:44:08 AM »

Quote from: Swede! on July 28, 2008, 05:33:03 AM

"cum inside me I think I'm already pregnant so it doesn't matter"

I'm so fucking glad I didn't because she wasn't, probably the best decision I ever made.

I was already planning on when I would kick her in the stomach lol.
Seriously.

Haha I get so happy when I think back that I didn´t do it!

she tried to trap you, lucky evasion on your part!

calfzilla · « **Reply #61 on:** July 28, 2008, 06:10:57 AM »

Hey Moose, I was strangled by the umbilical cord while coming out of the birth canal. It's not so bad, I survived.

bigmc · « **Reply #62 on:** July 28, 2008, 06:44:08 AM »

Quote from: Moosejay on July 27, 2008, 06:26:32 PM

...out of all my girlfriends, this one was the most evil.

And I mean evil.

Within earshot of my mother and father (about 20 years ago, I was 22) she said:

"If I ever get pregnant, I hope, when the baby is coming down my birth canal, it gets strangled to death by the umbilical cord...I never want kids

I shit you not.

Try to beat that

maybe she just wanted to save the world

from a junior version of you

you have no concept of self

your perception of yourself in no way reflects the delusional idiot that you clearly are

CalvinH · « **Reply #63 on:** July 28, 2008, 07:09:09 AM »

Your ceiling needs to be painted.

knny187 · « **Reply #64 on:** July 28, 2008, 09:43:27 AM »

I'm surprised Moose nobody has ever told you to "drop dead loser"

Beefjake · « **Reply #65 on:** July 28, 2008, 09:50:32 PM »

Quote from: Moosejay on July 28, 2008, 05:17:59 AM

maybe she had a small mouth

maybe - Lol !

I was 24 and in chronic lack of pussy so I got over it fast...

candidizzle · « **Reply #66 on:** July 28, 2008, 09:52:57 PM »

she asked why didnt i train calves

Dreadlord · « **Reply #67 on:** July 29, 2008, 01:29:57 AM »

Quote from: Spike on July 27, 2008, 06:31:06 PM

why is NaturalWonder83 calling you so late??

ha ha ha

Damn- I wasn't expecting to see a comment like that here.
Looks like more people are starting to see natfag83 for what he really is

Monster81 · « **Reply #68 on:** July 29, 2008, 01:34:13 AM »

Quote from: Moosejay on July 27, 2008, 06:26:32 PM

...out of all my girlfriends, this one was the most evil.

And I mean evil.

Within earshot of my mother and father (about 20 years ago, I was 22) she said:

"If I ever get pregnant, I hope, when the baby is coming down my birth canal, it gets strangled to death by the umbilical cord...I never want kids

I shit you not.

Try to beat that

prove that u used to date trash girls

Stark · « **Reply #69 on:** July 29, 2008, 02:07:56 AM »

The worse thing an ex said to me once was:

HONEY!!!! the police is at the door and the 10kilos of Heroin are still laying on the kitchen table.

DK II · « **Reply #70 on:** July 29, 2008, 02:17:21 AM »

Quote from: Nico on July 29, 2008, 02:07:56 AM

The worse thing an ex said to me once was:

HONEY!!!! the police is at the door and the 10kilos of Heroin are still laying on the kitchen table.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #71 on:** July 29, 2008, 02:21:58 AM »

"Your best isn't good enough."

Well FUCK YOU THEN!!!!

Ahhhh, that was cathartic.

Stark · « **Reply #72 on:** July 29, 2008, 03:27:22 AM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on July 29, 2008, 02:17:21 AM

well fuck you Mr Funny

DK II · « **Reply #73 on:** July 29, 2008, 03:29:47 AM »

Quote from: Nico on July 29, 2008, 03:27:22 AM

well fuck you Mr Funny

At least i'm not a Vaterlandsverräter.

You watch to many movies, did someone ever tell you that, Nico?

spinnis · « **Reply #74 on:** July 29, 2008, 03:32:40 AM »

"I cant take the whole load at once"

BUT YOU COUDL TRY BOOM!

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