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onlyme

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Steven Segal New Movie
« on: July 27, 2008, 11:17:25 PM »
Check this movie out.  It is called The Cock Puncher

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Rami

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Re: Steven Segal New Movie
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2008, 11:40:40 PM »

are you on antidepressants?



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Re: Steven Segal New Movie
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2008, 11:48:41 PM »
The question isn't "how?" - the question is "when?"
Tha answer is NOW!

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Re: Steven Segal New Movie
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2008, 11:49:36 PM »
Quote from: Rami on July 27, 2008, 11:40:40 PM
are you on antidepressants?





no he got bitten by a spider  :-\
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Re: Steven Segal New Movie
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2008, 12:14:18 AM »
Quote from: onlyme on July 27, 2008, 11:17:25 PM
Check this movie out.  It is called The Cock Puncher



http://www.cockpunchermovie.com/

Try out the awesome game too.. ;D
http://www.cockpunchermovie.com/game/
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Re: Steven Segal New Movie
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2008, 12:14:29 AM »
That was fucking awesome!
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Re: Steven Segal New Movie
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2008, 12:23:31 AM »
Fucking Excellent... This would be Seagal's best picture ever I'd bet.
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Re: Steven Segal New Movie
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2008, 04:26:58 AM »
NICE  ;D
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Re: Steven Segal New Movie
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2008, 04:36:48 AM »
This technique has been around for centuries  ::)
the original style name is "monkey steals the peach"
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Re: Steven Segal New Movie
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2008, 05:18:01 AM »
Insane....
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Re: Steven Segal New Movie
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2008, 05:22:27 AM »
Quote from: onlyme on July 27, 2008, 11:17:25 PM
Check this movie out.  It is called The Cock Puncher



I absolutely HATE Steven Segall...and his phony martial art movie...Gimmie Jet Li, Jackie Chan, Chow Young Fat etc any day of the week. I'll even take Godzilla over Segal...
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Re: Steven Segal New Movie
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2008, 07:29:05 AM »
HAhahahahahahahaha. That was hillarious, I could watch this! ;D


  "I don't think you have the balls............"
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Re: Steven Segal New Movie
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2008, 11:43:28 AM »
steven segal is a great, great man.
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Re: Steven Segal New Movie
« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2008, 06:03:42 PM »
Segal should have featured a scene that requires a huge whale out of the sea gasping for air, hmm, sounds like we have a job for you, onlyme.
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onlyme

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Re: Steven Segal New Movie
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2008, 06:11:22 PM »
Quote from: The_Punisher on July 28, 2008, 06:03:42 PM
Segal should have featured a scene that requires a huge whale out of the sea gasping for air, hmm, sounds like we have a job for you, onlyme.

Hey great thanks.  And when he decides to do a movie where he needs his cock sucked then you too will have a job.  Man isn't Segal great
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Re: Steven Segal New Movie
« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2008, 06:17:14 PM »
Quote from: onlyme on July 28, 2008, 06:11:22 PM
Hey great thanks.  And when he decides to do a movie where he needs his cock sucked then you too will have a job.  Man isn't Segal great



don't worry, you're fit for both roles. aint that right, Big Bear?......hahahahah
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Re: Steven Segal New Movie
« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2008, 06:36:14 PM »
Quote from: SAMSON123 on July 28, 2008, 05:22:27 AM
I absolutely HATE Steven Segall...and his phony martial art movie...Gimmie Jet Li, Jackie Chan, Chow Young Fat etc any day of the week. I'll even take Godzilla over Segal...

You clearly know nothing about Aikido. He is a master at it. He studied under the masters for 15 years in Japan. Download ANY video of his live tutorials and you will see that guys like Jet Li, Jackie Chan, etc CANNOT touch him, pure and simple fool.
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Re: Steven Segal New Movie
« Reply #17 on: July 28, 2008, 07:50:35 PM »
That main villain is a chick. neutralizing his skills :o
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Re: Steven Segal New Movie
« Reply #18 on: July 28, 2008, 09:22:16 PM »
Quote from: The_Punisher on July 28, 2008, 06:17:14 PM


don't worry, you're fit for both roles. aint that right, Big Bear?......hahahahah

horrible comeback.  I'll give you one more chance.  Now come up with something better
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Re: Steven Segal New Movie
« Reply #19 on: July 30, 2008, 09:04:41 PM »
  :D
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