Do you feel like your bowel movements control you rather than the other way....

[NaturalWonder83]

This is excellent advice!

it works great!

[youandme]

if you ever need to take a shit and theres a lot of people in the house heres what u do...go in bathroom, turn on shower to scalding hot so it steams the bathroom...squirt bodywash or shampoo in the shower so the smell of the soap or shampoo fills room...take your shit and keep adding the soap to shower..then when u are done there is no bad smell in bathroom...imagine taking a dump with 50 people in the house and then when u walk out of bathroom your secret crush walks in...no bad smell to embarass you!!

Umm so come out sweating balls from a steamed up bathroom? No thanks. Drop a deuce, spray some freshner and leave.

Dude wake up and drop a deuce get in the habit of doing that, and leave it at that.

Girls really don't care, they are actually waiting for a guy to drop a deace when they are present so they can fart, haha

[240 is Back]

Umm so come out sweating balls from a steamed up bathroom? No thanks. Drop a deuce, spray some freshner and leave.

Dude wake up and drop a deuce get in the habit of doing that, and leave it at that.

Girls really don't care, they are actually waiting for a guy to drop a deace when they are present so they can fart, haha

Yeah.  besides, when you're a grown up, you have a house with 2 bathrooms anyway.  You park her ass on one side of the house, and you go to the other.  If you've had 1-2 pieces of fruit that day, you should drop one, clean up, and check your face in about 3 minutes.  Give her a pretty toy or ribbon to play with, and the time will fly by. 

IMO the true measure of success for a man is whether or not he has his own bathroom.

[youandme]

I also have air freshners in every room, well glade plug ins - Those are key!
Protein seems to add extra sulphur smell, geesh.

Deicide you need to start drinking coffee, in the morning and a bit of water, and make your shit work around you not vice.

Morning time = Man's time, for privacy. Also you know your bowels are healthy when you seem to go to the bathroom around the same time each day.

[DK II]

if you ever need to take a shit and theres a lot of people in the house heres what u do...go in bathroom, turn on shower to scalding hot so it steams the bathroom...squirt bodywash or shampoo in the shower so the smell of the soap or shampoo fills room...take your shit and keep adding the soap to shower..then when u are done there is no bad smell in bathroom...imagine taking a dump with 50 people in the house and then when u walk out of bathroom your secret crush walks in...no bad smell to embarass you!!

Brutal advice for 15 year olds.

Imagine what your "secret crush" will think about you when she walks in a bathroom that is hot and steamy and you came out of it sweating and wet because of the steam.