We get it, we get it. You're going for the whole "nice guy" shtick with this particular persona. I'm cool with that ("no worries" as Croatch would say)
There's just one issue where that's not gonna fly. One of the unspoken, but primary goals of this board is to completely and utterly destroy the large breasted child molester known as "Plumlard" as often and as brutally as possible.
Time to take a stand, dude. What say you on this disgusting excuse for human filth: