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Suckmymuscle = entering the Mr.Getbig. That will be interesting, because:
« on: July 30, 2008, 02:03:46 PM »
Quote from: suckmymuscle on January 06, 2006, 07:44:05 PM
  Using sauce was the worse decision I ever made, in my life. At a height of 6'5, I achieved a bodyweight of 315 lbs, true, but it was pointless because I don't have good bodybuilding genetics. Besides, for someone of my height and bone structure, 315 lbs is not really that extraordinary. Very big, yes, but nothing that made me look freakish.

  As for the health thing, I sincerely don't know. My guess is that I'm probably all fucked up on the inside, even though I still look healthy outside. When I was saucing hardcore, I had a one rep max of 610 lbs, on the bench. Now that I'm sauce-free and down to 260 lbs, my strengh is way down, but I can still do a single with 440 lbs and I can do eight reps with four plates a side. Also, when I was saucing, I had a really, really bad temper.

  On more than one occasion, I felt an undescribable urge to murder some of the posters of this board, for some commentaries they made at the time. In all honesty, if they were standing in front of me, I think I would have killed them. I'm dead serious, man. I thank my lucky stars they were away from me, because otherwise I'd be on death row, or facing a life-term. As an example, I killed my neighbors german shephard with my bare hands, by breaking his spine. Needpless to say, I'm being sued both for aggravated assault and property damage.

  The bottom line is that sauce isn't worth it, man. You don't need it to get big; they are only indispensable if you need to be both huge AND  ripped, simultaneously. For the professional bodybuilder, they are a necessity, because they need to display muscularity, which involves taking your bodyfat to really low levels. When you lose bodyfat, you also lose muscle. So, to SHOW large muscles, you definitely need sauce. Myself, I have never weighed above 240 lbs while being really, really ripped(4% bodyfat)

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Re: Suckmymuscle = entering the Mr.Getbig. That will be interesting, because:
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2008, 02:07:08 PM »
epic lies
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Re: Suckmymuscle = entering the Mr.Getbig. That will be interesting, because:
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2008, 02:07:46 PM »
Quote from: Debussey DF on July 30, 2008, 02:03:46 PM
:D
is this guy serious ???  Killed his neighbors german shepard with his bare hands  :-\  What a piece of shit---although I think this is just some farce.

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Re: Suckmymuscle = entering the Mr.Getbig. That will be interesting, because:
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2008, 02:09:02 PM »
Now he = claiming that he will juice for the contest as well:

Quote from: suckmymuscle on July 30, 2008, 02:03:39 PM
  Who said I will compete as a natural? I will megadose somatostatin-C, oxymetholone, somatotropin, Leukocin,2 and aminogluthetimide. I don't enter contests to lose...

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Will be interesting if drug users = allowed to compete ;D
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Re: Suckmymuscle = entering the Mr.Getbig. That will be interesting, because:
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2008, 02:10:26 PM »
suckymuscle's gimmick cigarette_man advises smoking a pack a day when dieting
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Re: Suckmymuscle = entering the Mr.Getbig. That will be interesting, because:
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2008, 02:11:10 PM »
Quote from: Debussey DF on July 30, 2008, 02:09:02 PM
Now he = claiming that he will juice for the contest as well:

Will be interesting if drug users = allowed to compete ;D
hahah even though "using sauce was the worst decision of his life" ???

interesting fiction though ;D
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Re: Suckmymuscle = entering the Mr.Getbig. That will be interesting, because:
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2008, 02:11:19 PM »
Quote from: Debussey DF on July 30, 2008, 02:09:02 PM
Now he = claiming that he will juice for the contest as well:

Will be interesting if drug users = allowed to compete ;D
he doesnt know shit about steroids. i read an old post of his the other day where he claimed that dbol increases igf-1 because of its 17 aa alkalation and the livers response to that toxin..  ::)  ::) yeah okay idiot
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Re: Suckmymuscle = entering the Mr.Getbig. That will be interesting, because:
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2008, 02:11:51 PM »
the falcon will destroy him
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Re: Suckmymuscle = entering the Mr.Getbig. That will be interesting, because:
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2008, 02:23:50 PM »
Quote from: Debussey DF on July 30, 2008, 02:03:46 PM
:D
LOL. I wish I could take 35lbs off my max and get 8 reps.  ::)     :D
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Re: Suckmymuscle = entering the Mr.Getbig. That will be interesting, because:
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2008, 02:31:31 PM »
Think of all the people he's wanted to kill because of that gay fuckin' "truce" thread, BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!
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Re: Suckmymuscle = entering the Mr.Getbig. That will be interesting, because:
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2008, 03:07:52 PM »
  A thread about me? I'm flattered. Now let's hear from all the trailer trash, unemployed, poor, quit-school-after-repeating-the-third-grade-five times Getbig regulars hating on me... :P

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Re: Suckmymuscle = entering the Mr.Getbig. That will be interesting, because:
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2008, 03:11:00 PM »
Quote from: suckmymuscle on July 30, 2008, 03:07:52 PM
  A thread about me? I'm flattered. Now let's hear from all the trailer trash, unemployed, poor, quit-school-after-repeating-the-third-grade-five times Getbig regulars hating on me... :P

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Gayer than not even addressing the bench claim that's in bold.
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Re: Suckmymuscle = entering the Mr.Getbig. That will be interesting, because:
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2008, 03:11:46 PM »
Quote from: suckmymuscle on July 30, 2008, 03:07:52 PM
  A thread about me? I'm flattered. Now let's hear from all the trailer trash, unemployed, poor, quit-school-after-repeating-the-third-grade-five times Getbig regulars hating on me... :P

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Do not forget retards like Debussey that lives part time in a space ship, where it is a test subject for anal probes  :D
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Re: Suckmymuscle = entering the Mr.Getbig. That will be interesting, because:
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2008, 03:12:33 PM »
It's actually been a while since someone claimed a 600+ bench and the ability to rep 405 for 8 "these days."*


*these days being, of course, after they stop taking gear and lost all their "hard work"
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Re: Suckmymuscle = entering the Mr.Getbig. That will be interesting, because:
« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2008, 03:13:21 PM »
Quote from: Camel  Jockey on July 30, 2008, 02:10:26 PM
suckymuscle's gimmick cigarette_man advises smoking a pack a day when dieting

  What are you talking about, towel head n.i.g.g.e.r? Yeah, I read some of his posts saying that he's not me, and guess what? He is right. I don't have any other accounts here. You are delusional that I would even have an username like that, given how I feel about cigarettes after my older brother died at age 42 of throat cancer after smoking for 15 years.

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Re: Suckmymuscle = entering the Mr.Getbig. That will be interesting, because:
« Reply #15 on: July 30, 2008, 03:14:16 PM »
Here SuckMyMuscle = talking about how he plans to use drugs for Mr.GB:

Quote from: suckmymuscle on July 30, 2008, 02:03:39 PM
 Who said I will compete as a natural? I will megadose somatostatin-C, oxymetholone, somatotropin, Leukocin,2 and aminogluthetimide. I don't enter contests to lose...

SUCKMYMUSCLE


Quote from: suckmymuscle on July 30, 2008, 02:55:44 PM
 And how are they going to test for it? Is everyone who partakes in the contest going to send urine or blood samples by mail? And if so, what stops those partaking in the contest from submitting urine or blood samples from clean people and passing it as theirs? Furthermore, even if the contest organizers had ways to get urine samples from the competitors and make it sure it's truly theirs, it still doesen't change the fact that there are several compounds that elude testing. These include somatotrophin, aminogluthetimide and somatostain-C. So making the contest drug-free is a retarded premisse.

  Using them permanently or semi-perminently would be a mistake, but taking them for a few months with the aid of several other drugs to mitigate their side effects to win a contest is unlikely to cause damage. Taking finasteride to stop excessive conversion to methyltestosterone, pravastaine or other statines to maintain a positive high density lipoprotein to low density lipoprotein profile, tamoxiphene or clomiphene to stop conversion of testosterone into beta-stradiol, and luteinizing hormone post-cycle to stimulate the leydig cells to re-start testosterone production make the risks of taking steroids for a few months acceptable.

SUCKMYMUSCLE




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Re: Suckmymuscle = entering the Mr.Getbig. That will be interesting, because:
« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2008, 03:19:28 PM »
Quote from: suckmymuscle on July 30, 2008, 03:13:21 PM
 What are you talking about, towel head n.i.g.g.e.r? Yeah, I read some of his posts saying that he's not me, and guess what? He is right. I don't have any other accounts here. You are delusional that I would even have an username like that, given how I feel about cigarettes after my older brother died at age 42 of throat cancer after smoking for 15 years.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

I'm SICK to DEATH of your constant LIES!!!!
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Re: Suckmymuscle = entering the Mr.Getbig. That will be interesting, because:
« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2008, 05:59:16 PM »
Quote from: Nordic Beast on July 30, 2008, 02:07:46 PM
is this guy serious ???  Killed his neighbors german shepard with his bare hands  :-\  What a piece of shit---although I think this is just some farce.



suckmymuscle filled his ass with peanut butter and called the neighbors dog over.  When the dog showed no interest he f#%ked it to death in a fit
of retard rage.

True story.

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Re: Suckmymuscle = entering the Mr.Getbig. That will be interesting, because:
« Reply #18 on: July 30, 2008, 06:07:13 PM »
"On more than one occasion, I felt an undescribable urge to murder some of the posters of this board, for some commentaries they made at the time. In all honesty, if they were standing in front of me, I think I would have killed them. I'm dead serious, man. I thank my lucky stars they were away from me, because otherwise I'd be on death row, or facing a life-term."


meltdown of EPIC PROPORTION!!!!

its not the steroids dude.....youre a psychopath
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Re: Suckmymuscle = entering the Mr.Getbig. That will be interesting, because:
« Reply #19 on: July 30, 2008, 09:10:44 PM »
"suckmymuscle" sounds like a real winner at life

 ::)

still want to fight me?

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Re: Suckmymuscle = entering the Mr.Getbig. That will be interesting, because:
« Reply #20 on: July 30, 2008, 09:26:37 PM »
Quote from: Earl1972 on July 30, 2008, 09:10:44 PM
"suckmymuscle" sounds like a real winner at life

 ::)

still want to fight me?

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Re: Suckmymuscle = entering the Mr.Getbig. That will be interesting, because:
« Reply #21 on: July 31, 2008, 01:11:02 AM »
610 bench roflol.

At least make your claims somewhat believable.  ;D
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Re: Suckmymuscle = entering the Mr.Getbig. That will be interesting, because:
« Reply #22 on: July 31, 2008, 01:37:18 AM »
I too have been hoarding carcasses of the many animals I murder.
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Re: Suckmymuscle = entering the Mr.Getbig. That will be interesting, because:
« Reply #23 on: July 31, 2008, 03:20:52 AM »
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As an example, I killed my neighbors german shephard with my bare hands, by breaking his spine
:D i would pay to see that.
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Re: Suckmymuscle = entering the Mr.Getbig. That will be interesting, because:
« Reply #24 on: July 31, 2008, 03:30:50 AM »
Quote from: Method101 on July 31, 2008, 03:20:52 AM
:D i would pay to see that.

Haha Imagine that shit

Running into the neighbours yard screaming "Quit barking you sonofabitch!!!!" Wrestling with the dog before finally breaking its neck, then walking back inside with a half boner.
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