I only stop for hot females and cripples.
Excuse me, sir. This is the internet. And I humbly request that you use the politically correct terms for the above mentioned:
Hot females = dumb bitches.
Cripples = stupid retards.
Thank you for your kind consideration...
I actually stop for pretty much anyone. I'm driving a 5.0L Mustang before fossil fuel is exhausted, so it's a bloody cop magnet. A brown guy driving a fast car is a surefire way to get pulled over for no reason.